after sex phone call

Call made to tell significant other you just nailed (got nailed by) someone other than them.

"Hi honey, just lettin you know I just banged -insert name- and well they screw better bye.

by Jester December 24, 2002

After sex grumpy

When your partner is short-tempered or easily irritable either immediately or the next day after sex.
Also referred to as "ASG".

Hey man, whats with your partner today she seems cranky?
Oh she's got ASG!... ( After sex grumpy )

by Sirknows2little.2 July 16, 2022

After sex grumpy

When your partner is short-tempered or irritable either immediately after or the next day after sex. Also referred to as "ASG"

Hey man what's with your partner today she seems cranky?
Oh she's got ASG! ( After sex grumpy )

by Sirknows2little.2 July 16, 2022

After Sex Skin

when skin is exceptionally soft and smooth post sexual activity (could be caused from but not limited to overuse of lube.....aka lube everywhere)

Person One: "Man I have some major after sex skin going on feel my arm dude."
Person Two: " Wow yeah you do bro, that's impressively soft"

by CrystalMeth6969 December 30, 2011

after sex phone call

just like it sounds a call made after sex

i always call paul and say "hey paul guess what...i just got laid" then i laugh and he gets mad because he cant get a slice of pootinany pie

by adam schilling November 10, 2002

after sex piss

When a dude goes to take a piss after having sex and the piss sprays off target, ie. on his leg, side of toilet, or floor.

Aw shit, I just got my after sex piss everywhere!

by roundtuit February 9, 2018

after sex phone call

Shows that the caller has his penis in a vice by the call reciever.

Paul is making the after sex phone call.

by Larry December 17, 2002