afrotasticize

to have an afro that is amazingly soft, thick, and bouncy. to be able to afrotasticize one might use products such as Sta.Sof.Fro and AfroSheen. The only people who can afrotasticize are black people, afrotasticizing is a way of life and a daily activity

"Hey man what up?"
"Nothin much homie tryin to afrotasticize"
"Dats cool man dats cool"

by fro boy March 10, 2009

Afrotastical Gofer

boy with huge sideburns who sort of looks like a gofer, has an unusual jew fro and likes a lot of sex.

Why are you talking to that afrotastical gofer hes so ugly?

by Elleteehair June 17, 2009

Afrotitis

n. (Aff-row-TIT-iss) The boobs of a man with a large collection of hair.

By golly! That man has a large amount of afrotitis on him!

by GentleDerps December 18, 2011

afrobutt

When someone has gotten so fat that their butt starts to spread like a 1970's afro.

someone has gotten so fat that their butt starts to spread like a 1970's afro.

* Laura has gotten so fat that she has to sit in two chairs to contain her afrobutt!

by funfacts January 3, 2015

Afrotang

The flesh rotting, bewildering stink(s) leaking from the ghastly, flammable and abhorrent bug hives on the bonce of your average BLM fodder.

‘The marrow melting vapours of afrotang brewed by the shrewdness of BLM gatherers and their gormless white liberal acolytes made short work of smelting Bristol’s Edward Colston statue with its brain foaming funk.’

by Herbie Dongsporran February 5, 2022

Afrotitis

noun. (Afro-TIT-isss) Excessive chest hair on atop man boobs

Ben: That shirtless man over there has an absurd amount of afrotitis!

by GentleDerps December 18, 2011

AfroTastic

A term used to describe a moment of pure fantastic around African Americans in the 1960's.
This can be used when around Afro Americans and something fantastic happens, Synonyms include Afreat (Great), Afrilliant (Brilliant).
This term was commonly coined by small, round, moderately obese girls in the Detroit area and the 1960's.

Boy: Im sick of this segretation, we should make a stand

Girl: That sounds Afrotastic.

by Mack The Man August 1, 2013