A person who offers unsolicited advice While intoxicated. Their advise or solution has been diluted with alcohol. Advise has been influenced or saturated by 25-60% alcohol. Sometimes up to 90%.
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A faculty member of your university purportedly assigned to help students plan their course schedules to fit each student's degree and career plans but who are not required to know or provide accurate information regarding available courses, pre-requisites, required courses, course alternatives, etc. and often supply advice that ends up being detrimental to the student.
Side of "academic advising" include:
Taking one or more classes that are unnecessary and ending up taking 5 years to earn a 4 year degree.
Realizing 2 weeks before graduation that you could have graduated a semester early if it weren't for that "career exploration" class you took freshman year that your advisor recommended you take to "discover your calling" or "meet people in your major."
Realizing that those transfer credits actually could have transferred and you did not need to re-take that class.
Side of "academic advising" include:
Taking one or more classes that are unnecessary and ending up taking 5 years to earn a 4 year degree.
Realizing 2 weeks before graduation that you could have graduated a semester early if it weren't for that "career exploration" class you took freshman year that your advisor recommended you take to "discover your calling" or "meet people in your major."
Realizing that those transfer credits actually could have transferred and you did not need to re-take that class.
My academic advisor said I had to take a full year of underwater basket weaving courses for my degree, turns out I don't and now I won't graduate this semester.
My advisor screwed me over, I'll never the mistake of taking his advice again.
My advisor screwed me over, I'll never the mistake of taking his advice again.
by blubeblob August 13, 2012
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I used to have a small fortune in my port folio, then I took the advise of a financial advisor. Now he has half my money, and I don't have a pot to piss in.
by Just say no October 22, 2008
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It has saved millions of lives by warning the population away from sophisticated music with actual melodic content.
Its main headquarters can be found in Berlin, due to the German capital being the only city in the world to have nightclubs.
Richie Hawtin can sometimes be seen around the building carrying a copy of Traktor, and being harrassed by literally thousands of worshippers who really know what is important when it comes to music.
It has saved millions of lives by warning the population away from sophisticated music with actual melodic content.
Its main headquarters can be found in Berlin, due to the German capital being the only city in the world to have nightclubs.
Richie Hawtin can sometimes be seen around the building carrying a copy of Traktor, and being harrassed by literally thousands of worshippers who really know what is important when it comes to music.
by Strachman January 21, 2010
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2. One who would like to believe they are an expert on something no one cares about to start with.
3. In the case of a female being a game advisor, knowledge of games is not necessary. Young wapanese gamer nerds will salivate over the opportunity of having a conversation, albeit brief and awkward, with the somewhat okay looking girl behind the counter.
Many Gamestops stock their stores almost exclusively with female game advisors for this very reason.
4. One who knows not what they are doing.
2. One who would like to believe they are an expert on something no one cares about to start with.
3. In the case of a female being a game advisor, knowledge of games is not necessary. Young wapanese gamer nerds will salivate over the opportunity of having a conversation, albeit brief and awkward, with the somewhat okay looking girl behind the counter.
Many Gamestops stock their stores almost exclusively with female game advisors for this very reason.
4. One who knows not what they are doing.
The kawaii game advisor behind the counter at Gamestop looked at me! If I could only not be a baka get the courage to ask her out! We would get married and move to japan where she would make video games and I could be a great mangaka! X'D
by Narglesatemyneighbors December 24, 2010
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Domain Name Advisor does this by ensuring that their CLIENTS have 100% CONTROL of Their...
- TRAFFIC
- BRAND
- Audience
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