shell league admin

an individual who shoves eggs up their anus for sexual pleasure and/or to please the league owner Chris Kyle.

all shell league admins at the moment.

by phil miarse July 6, 2020

Santorum Administration

A horrible fetish. Like getting peed on, but much, much, worse.

So just after he comes, he tells me he wants a Santorum Administration and I say "You better go lie in the tub for that, there's no way I'm getting it anywhere near my sheets."

by Sput August 1, 2012

seagull administration

A form of administration in which the performer drops in, squawks, deposits a lot of shit, and flies off to new parts.

Our unesteemed boss conducted seagull administration: he liked to drop in occasionally, randomly criticize without inquiry or understanding, and then go on, never to bring up the matter again. We came to regard that as part of the on-the-job entertainment.

by Duckbutt November 27, 2005

admiral's brandy

A furtive, illicit alcoholic drink. The term stems from the case of British Admiral Nelson, whose corpse was pickled, in brandy, after dying at sea & sparking rumours that his men would drink from the barrel.

"Son, don't tell your mother, but let's have a sip of the ol' Admiral's Brandy"

by giraffe-o January 12, 2009

discord admin

A pretentious hypocrite who babysits 13 year olds for 10 hours every day

frank: hey, did you know that I'm a discord admin?
tom: nice, how many people have you banned for insulting your e-girl today?

by p_madness July 5, 2020

Admiral of the Windward Passage

A person who has an ass fixation

Every time I wore those pants, I'd get some Admiral of the Windward Passage trying to make eye-contact.

by nom de plumb June 3, 2009

Mr. Administrator

When you continue to live in the 1950s and assume any person(s) with certain administrative privileges, including but not limited to Facebook groups, must be only of the male sex.

Mr. Administrator, why do you remove all posts on this topic?

by Mr. Administrator June 22, 2020