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I acquired it

A phrase used when a person without the necessary means comes into possession of an expensive or rare item. The "acquired" is usually drawn out to denote the metaphorical use of the word.
Dude where'd you get that cell phone?
I acquired it.
by Petey Nelsom October 26, 2007
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Digitally Acquainted

Social Media term for interacting with someone on a friend level that you have only known through their social media interactions. The interaction occurs only because they are friends or relations of someone you have met physically or someone you met online through a game or other outlet but with whom there is two way interaction.
i am digitally acquainted with Jim. We met as part of a team in Space Race 2000 and message quite frequently.
by themrwhale February 10, 2017
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Acquired Douchebag Syndrome

a mental disorder acquired in the presence of from one to many persons carrying the attitude of a douchebag
"Wear your earplugs when you go see Creed live. You don't want to get Acquired Douchebag Syndrome".
by Dewey Decimator December 14, 2009
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acquired

When you give your self or someone else a gift that was not paid for.
"Hey i got you something"
"Aw, from where?"
"well I acquired it"
by Lesbian Sarah January 6, 2008
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Acquired Pretentious Syndrome (APS)

When cultural change breeds chronic displays of ostentation. Usually occurs when a person from humble beginnings inserts his/her self into a more high-brow lifestyle.
The moment Ginny Sue moved from Hicksville to New York City, she developed the worst case of Acquired Pretentious Syndrome (APS) I've ever seen.
by CPodWrites January 7, 2011
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acquired scrotum?

the long, technical way to ask someone if they've:
"Got scrote?
"Acquired Scrotum?"
"Damn straight I got scrote!"
by Scrotometer #5 September 30, 2006
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Acquittal

when you dress up normal political behaviour to make it seem like it’s grounds for removal from office, but then it backfires and you don’t get what you want and go home crying.
favour-for-favour is literally the foundation of all politics. this case was a waste of time, as usual. give that man an acquittal!
by spicycolonkid420 January 31, 2020
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