Accelerated Darwinism

The act of speeding up natural evolution through selective breeding and careful genetic manipulation; see eugenics.

"Did you hear (so and so) believes in Accelerated Darwinism?"
"What does that mean?"
"They support eugenics."
"Oh."

by Hermantown July 7, 2021

accellerate

(v.) to close a cell phone conversation with inexplicable rapidity, through hurried and often irrational speech, especially due to external unforeseen circumstances.

When her ex boarded her bus, she accellerated, "ohmygodi'matmystopithink!" and dropped the mobile into her shopping bag, leaving her current lover baffled and irritated on the other end.

by Sara Nolan February 26, 2008

accelerate

To speed(positive acceleration, aka acceleration) up slow down(Negative acceleration, aka deceleration)or change direction(aka turn)

I accelerated out of the street accelerated as i stopped at the light and accelerated as i turned the corner

by Daniel Cannon January 16, 2008

accelerated consciousness

a state of mind in which you process information at an advanced level that results in the ability to see things in slow motion and react much faster, potentially resulting in additional strength and balance.

ninjas and budist monks accelerate their consciousness to become the great fighters they are.accelerated consciousness

by hugybear93/Jonny Silverfingers October 2, 2009

AcceleratedCat

An exceedingly autistic larper who made his OC his entire personality.

He is known for calling those who disagree with him pathetic nihilists and/or manipulative sociopaths.

Despite being gay and ugly, he still claims to have a way with women.

Did you hear that some guy pulled an AcceleratedCat and went totally schizo?

by mexicangravy June 9, 2023

Accelerated Ignorance

A skeptical term used as a pun for "AI". Intended to convey the idea that any "AI" (circa 2023), which has been trained on vast amounts of human-generated data, is really doing little more than making the same old mistakes we've always made, only faster.

ChatGPT is nothing more than a stochastic parrot. It's like working with a team member that's on drugs and often lies to you. It's nothing more than accelerated ignorance.

by AJB999 July 14, 2023

This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.

when the screen saver cant run because it requires functionality that is not available on your graphics/video card.
this is usually because your graphics/video card is fucking terrible

Windows: This screen saver can't run because it requires functionality that is not available on your hardware-accelerated video card.
Jimothy: oh no i cant run this screen saver when im away because my video card is from a SNES

by Stickboi__ March 8, 2023