Shy/Asshole Confusion

Coined by Larry David in the "The Acupuncturist" episode of HBO's "Curb Your Enthusiasm", Shy/Asshole Confusion is when one mistakes a shy person's quiet demeanor for that of an asshole.

Larry: I don't know why you call him an asshole. He's not an asshole, he's just shy.

Cheryl: No, he's not shy. He thinks he's smarter than everbody else and he sits there and he judges and he-

Larry: No, he doesn't, he's just shy! You've got shy/asshole confusion, my friend.

by Meeyort Snurn May 22, 2008

Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia

The fear of having an unclean asshole after pooping, often causing you to wipe more than usual.

Robby - "Why did you take so long in the bathroom"
Todd - "Sorry my Poopy Asshole Nigga Fart Phobia makes me stay in the bathroom for a long time"

by SimpCity December 15, 2019

Asshole Rodeo

Description of a place where everyone around you is an asshole. First coined on the TV show Southland.

Guy talking to his friend in a bar: Man, this place is an asshole rodeo. Let's get outta here.

by Mofrak August 13, 2009

Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one

It mean that everybody has an opinion but it doesn't mean its right .

I'm not listening to ya'lls argument , Opinions are like assholes everybody's got one !

by dragonboy8586 June 30, 2020

Narcissistic asshole

Someone who is so incredibly self absorbed that they are blinded by their general assholeness towards others. No one likes him but everyone is friends with him. All the ladies love him even though he is incapable of expressing emotion because well... he's an asshole. Only of the male gender.

Girl 1: Wow isn't Ben so beautiful

Girl 2: Ya until you realize he's a narcissistic asshole

by coolcatz221 May 17, 2015

Asshole Teacher

An Asshole Teacher is one of those teachers that scream at you for the slightest thing, Give you an F on you're Homework/test for something stupid like getting the date wrong or misspelling a single word. they like to vent all of there frustrations out on the entire class by giving them extra homework or humiliating them. How do you stop one of these teachers well guess what you can't if you defend yourself they will give you detention for "Back-talking" or call your parents and say you were being "disrespectful" to them. If you try to seek retribution by reporting them to the principal they will deny everything and then become an even bigger Asshole Teacher and will most likely start to single you out in class.

Student 1: Dude Mr Adams gave me an F- on my test because I got the date wrong.

Student 2: Well he screamed at me yesterday because I asked to go to the restroom.

Student 1: He's such an Asshole Teacher

by SuperMatthew December 27, 2012

Kentucky Fried Asshole

The BURNING sensation you will feel in your asshole approximately 7 hours after eating a KFC Zinger Meal, as you sit on the commode holding your ankles and screaming at passers by to "get Colonel Sanders".

Though a Zinger Meal doesn't taste particularly spicy going in, on it's way back out the other end it feels as though an army of hornets are raking hot coals around your ringpiece with a combine harvester.

It's like there's a party in your ass, and everyone's calling the Fire Brigade.

Dave: Why do you walk like that?
Eddy: I have Kentucky Fried Asshole

by Dr Suffering June 16, 2010