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Abrection

You don’t know what an abrection is??? That’s what an abrection would say.
by Abrectionist February 26, 2023
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Absortion

When a liquid becomes a mass of semi-solid gel.
We participated in an experiment where we used absortion to turn water into a mass of semi solid gel.
by mar'c March 29, 2009
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attextion

Sending a text message for no particular reason other than to "say hello". A play on the words "attention" or "affection".
"For what reason did you message me last night" she asks, "just to send you some attextion", I reply.
by yehoshua30 May 2, 2009
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Abjection on Ice

A self glorified trash-bag of a person.

This phrase is originally from critiques on the Young British Artists (1960s)

Abjection refers to something that is gross, dirty, or taboo.
Person 1: "Joe cheated on his girlfriend with her younger sister and won't stop bragging about it."

Person 2: "Geeze. Talk about an abjection on ice."
by namuh February 14, 2019
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Asertion

(Adj)Often confused for Assertion, Asertion is a person whose life going by really fast, failing to grab onto anything, and succumbing to just letting it keep rolling. Making new friends just for them to leave, or having an opportunity arise then stripped away from them shortly after. When a person is Asertion, give them time, for they have been in unknown territory for awhile.
The girl wanted the boy to know that she was not leaving, but the boy was too Asertion to believe her.
by Asertion October 3, 2025
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BATTERY ASSERTION

The biggest ASSHOLE on this planet that only the spiteful HUMAN BEINGS can invent.

It is everybody's PRISON CELL

It is why the PRISON UNIFORMS are the COLOR ORANGE in PRISON.
Hey DUMB DUMB it is not a LIVING THING , as THE THING is to make this BATTERY ASSERTION as you have NO POWER and TIME is never yours.

Hey it's like RADIOACTIVE as to tell you the truth as a BATTERY ASSERTION as where can I find a PRISON to give me some more POWER AND TIME?

Here is a BATTERY ASSERTION it takes a certain RANGE OF TIME to get POWER and TIME as well as when you are getting it , it is 0 (COLOR).
by FOLLOW THE PERFECT SUN September 5, 2021
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Initial Assertion

And no, it isn't an instance of "Well, you don't care about other people so why do you expect them to care about you?" Because...
Hym "My INITIAL ASSERTION was the YOU only ACTUALLY GIVE A SHIT in a vague and abstract sense. That if you actually looked at the working class you claim to be for, you wouldn't like them very much at an individual level and would PROBABLY do something vaguely analogous to this. It's visible at a glance. Remember? The monologue from the Joker the I WROTE? That event 1... Or A. Event A is you (in abstraction or just the people around me in general) not giving a shit. Event B is the continuation of Event A. Event C is me not giving a shit. Event D is you saying 'If you don't give a shit why do you expect other people to?' Event E is you saying 'Well, if you don't give a shit then you don't get to suceed without me signing off on it.' That is the entire antecedent chain from the time I started writing until now. And I've already outlined the chain up until I've started writing. So, no. You're still dumb. I'm still smart."
by Hym Iam August 24, 2023
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