Batting Above His Average

When a male picks up a female substantially more attractive than all his previous efforts in women.

(Derived from the English gentleman’s sport of Cricket)

Terrance: Did you see Ugly Bob’s lady friend?!

Phillip: I did! He’s batting above his average for sure!

Terrance: Pull my finger Terrance!

by Cen Bousins February 26, 2009

batting above her average

Look at her batting above her average. That Josh sure is cute and nicer then the other others shes dated. To date someone better.

Wow she sure is batting above her average. Josh is a heaps better pick compared to her previous boyfriends.

by Batting above her average December 12, 2022

Above Average Mahir Hater

A mindless individual who constantly groans "Oaj. Aem. Snorelacks!" and has fat instead of muscle in all parts of their body. Their total weight is 1 ton, their BMI is 80, and they spend most of their time stuffing cheeseburgers in their mouth without chewing, and they have a butt for a head, elephant ears for human ears, and an anus instead of a mouth, like a starfish (no offense to Patrick.) The anus on their back was replaced with fat due to surgeries by the Mahir Hater Mutilation squad and Lead bromide exposure. When they hate a person, they rapidly spew hydrobromic acid filled feces out of their face at 20 mph onto the person.

Oaj. aem. Snorelacks! Oaj. aem. Snorelacks! Yelled the Above Average Mahir Hater as he trodded through the hallway.
There was a toilet seat covered in feces, It is most likely an angry Above Average Mahir Hater who did that.

by Mudane potion#069 April 9, 2025