autoSAD

When you are doing autoCAD and forget to save your work.

My work is lost, I am autoSAD!

by autocadlesson March 20, 2017

autosexual

An individual who is sexually attracted to themselves.

Timothy is an autosexual. He'll be going out with himself tonight.

by @FellatioHornblower July 26, 2016

autoskillz.net

A dedicated site to develop high quality game hacks on android. Most famous in Critical Ops.
Also they are the first cheat provider who cracked il2cpp games.

An Autoskillz.net Critical Ops mod menu video on youtube.
n00b: "omg link plz"
ProPlayer: "autoskillz.net 14 usd paid"

by XxRuitxX June 17, 2018

autoschadenfreude

Noun. A malicious satisfaction in the misfortunes of yourself.

I'm just going to stay in tonight and sulk: I'm really feeling the autoschadenfreude.

by SkippyD1 February 9, 2008

aatish

Hottest guy hu gets girls in seconds only because of his built sexy AF body.

I have to start going to the gym and be aatish

by Blablawhitesheep May 2, 2018

Antosym

Two words can be the antosym of eachother. For example, If I was playing basketball and I hit someone with a nasty crossover, a fan could shout "Damn that move was dirty!" one could also shout "Damn that move was clean". Clean and Dirty are antonyms, however, in that context they mean the same thing. Thus the word antosym, two words that mean the opposite thing but in certain contexts, mean the same.

I never realized that dirty and clean are really antosyms of each other.

by sonnyd2323 April 14, 2020

autosexual

sexual orientation toward oneself; that is, preferring self-gratification over other forms of sexual activity. Often occurs as a result of numerous failed attempts at interpersonal relationships, leading the individual to make a conscious choice to become autosexual rather than face disappointment and frustration yet again.

May be observed with greater frequency in the near future as a result of the "Metrosexual Backlash," due to NO ONE being able to even BEGIN to guess the orientation of attractive, well-dressed males anymore!!

Numerous advantages to autosexuality include:

- no risk of pregnancy
- no risk of STD's being transmitted
- able to 'get lucky' every time at the bar or club
- the sex is always good
- no relationship issues like jealousy or cheating partner

... need I say more?

I mean, are there ANY bad things about it?

"God love 'em, but those damn metrosexuals have really fucked up my game to the point where I've decided it's way better to just be autosexual!"

by brooklyn516 August 17, 2004