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Astroworld

A terrible place to be. Somewhere that you should never go. And if you did, I'm sorry. Also *cough cough* Travis Scott is not worth the money. Or any money.
×"Did you hear about astroworld?"
-"No, what is that?"
×"Aw man, I heard 8 people died..."
-"Oh, that's good I didn't go to astroworld. That sounds like a terrible place to be"
×"Yeah there were unconscious people and corpses everywhere and Travis patty didn't stop for it"
by my mom's ipod nano November 7, 2021
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astroworld

A theme park in which after so many years of frequent visitors, the rides malfunction occasionally and it reeks of BO. Don't get on Diablo Falls. It is a letdown and it smells of rancid armpit.
Guy1: Dude, Diablo Falls sucked ass...
Guy2: Sucked ass? More like smelled like it.
by Chino September 11, 2004
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Astroworld

A satanic ritual held by Travis Scott, who can stop a concert for his shoe, but not for people being suffocated and dropping dead.
1: Did you go to Astroworld?
2: Yes, that shit was crazy! There were people dropping dead everywhere; Travis Scott was harvesting their souls and the crowd’s energy.
1: Boycott Travis Scott 2021!!!!
by Fuck Travis Scott November 14, 2021
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astroworlding

Bro you see luke over there he’s definitely astroworlding right about now.
by your bibba July 3, 2019
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astroworld apology

a fake apology about a super tragic thing that was your fault, most likely involving deaths of others.
person 1: hey bro I killed ur entire family with a train 5 minutes ago, sorry
person 2: WTF THAT'S NOT EVEN SINCERE, WHY U GOTTA PULL AN ASTROWORLD APOLOGY LIKE THAT.
person 1: i said sorry, that makes everything better
by IP&Y TFGOIYFG YIG IYG YHF UYFg January 31, 2022
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Astroworld

Astroworld is a ritual for Satan, something like what the Mass of the Angels is for the Most Blessed Trinity
"While the Christians went to hear the Mass of the Angels, the Satanists went to attend the Astroworld ritual"
by Student of Theology November 7, 2021
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astroworld apology

An apology for doing something so dire that was so shitty that your reputation takes a big downfall due to your lack of empathy and maturity.
"After Tim crashed my car he just texted me "oops bro im so sorry i crashed your car". Man i cant believe that man"
"He really pulled an astroworld apology on you, my condolences bro."
by toasterovenonfire January 14, 2022
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