assbad

Having extreme appearance, attitude, or behavior that would have been considered admirable were it done deliberately.

To Keith Moon a car into a pool on purpose is badass. To Keith Moon a car into a pool by mistake is assbad.

by blankityblankblankblank July 22, 2012

assbank

The back end of a woman or homosexual man where sperm is deposited and shit is withdrawn.

Look at the assbank of that chick. I wanna make a deposit and hope I don't make a withdrawl.

by Big Jim Jimmy Sack November 15, 2007

asscandle

A candle, inserted rectally.

Smell this asscandle!

by Asshat Supreme May 11, 2003

shit-ass band

A band that sucks.

D12 is a shit-ass band.

by Anonymous August 8, 2003

assbanger

Literally 'one who bangs ass', but can generally refer to anyone stupid and/or annoying.

Shut the fuck up, Timmy. Quit being such a goddamn assbanger.

by Flapdoodle May 18, 2003

Assbadge

An Assbadge is a person who not only acts like an ass, but is proud of it. Thus earning them the Assbadge...

"hey man, did you see Mark Skaife crying over getting beaten by Russell Ingall?"

"yeah man, Mark Skaife is such an assbadge"

by BradG April 7, 2004

assbang

multiple anal penetrations from multiple partners within a given period of copulation.

denise lupo took the assbang like a champ.

by dekser March 20, 2004