Ashland

Ashland is short but dont let that turn u away though she might lack a bit of knowledge but thats what makes her the funniest person ever. She is always on the trends and is a bit of a crackhead but aren't we all. She is a necessary to all people. If u see an ashland pick her up and run because there isn't many and she is needed in your life.
"yooooooooooo have u met ashland yet?"
"No"
"well u need to cus she is the best!!!!"
by ur mom is a fucking gay ho December 03, 2019
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ashland

Aka A-Town.The ghetto of the plymouth area.
Where drug dealin' goes on day and night.Home to the orginal street gang Glove Street Families, and the OGs.
"Hate it or Love it."
Q:Why you goin' to Ashland.
A:I need to get some crack bitch.
by Jon Linden June 22, 2005
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Ashland

You will fall in love with Ashland’s beautiful landscapes and people! :))
Hey Nora I was thinking about doing a photo shoot in Ashland this weekend :))
by Oregonraised June 22, 2019
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Ashland Oregon

A beautiful quaint town on Southern Oregon surrounded by mountains. There is much to do outdoors including hiking, skiing, mountain biking. But other than that in Town the only thing to do is to drink at bars. The city council and the chamber of commerced have been successful at squashing any attempts at creativity because they see it as competition to the main tourist attraction: The Shakespeare Festival. So there is no venue for bands to play unless you are a big well known band, but the town is too small to draw a big enough crowd. The people there are very interesting. New Agers, hippies, burners, artists, stoners, single moms, and crazy people. Everyone has dated everyone else. Nobody has a job but they grow weed. Relationships don't last so people turn to drugs and alcohol. The town is a bubble of beauty and unreality leading some people to think that there is something added to the water supply. There literally is water fountains that have lithium in the water. It is hard to leave and once you have been there, you will always come back.
I miss Ashland Oregon, it is so easy there!
by powderheader February 09, 2011
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Ashland City

Breeding ground for the Redneck population of Tennessee. Some consider it the Redneck Captial of the South. Most of her residents prefer their hair short in the front and long in the back, a Tennessee Tophat if you will.

Many a roofer have found their way here in search of gainful employment with moderate success.
Pam: We gon get us a biscuit and a pepsssi down der at Arnge's Market on Bear Waller. They got the best biscuit's in all of Ashland City.
by Justin April 19, 2005
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Ashland Highschool

Mostly consists of white kids, a brazillion here n there, and like 5 n a half black kids. everyone u meet there is a stoner, go up to some1 and ask them to blaze n 9/10 times they'll say hellz yes n 7/10 times they'll even match you. there the usual social group as like any other school. lotta jocks, gay preps, skaters, nerds ect. the girls there dress mad slutty but hardly ever put out, you havta drive to framingham if you want to get laid. principal is mr cummings.. seriously never become a fuckin principle if ur last name is cummings, its 2 easy. teachers suck, to the crack head math teachers to the 50 replacment english teachers cuz they always getting knocked up and going on maternity leave. ashland aint that bad tho, i mean we got the skate park..o wait.. well we have the rope swing?...o ya they cut that down...well we have a train station?....god we suck..
by rawwrrrr August 27, 2008
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Ashland,WI

Questionable town with questionable living. Only good thing is Lake Superior.
I hate Ashland,WI everyone be tweakin.
by danthepovertyman April 02, 2021
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