artard

A person with absolutely no aptitude for, or working knowledge of modern technology, ideas, or common art forms, trends and entertainment.

"Where the fuck have you been living... Under a rock, you fucking artard?? How can you not know what a Cleveland Steamer is?

by Phlegmlord January 13, 2016

artard

Dennis, the night manager at the Dough Bowl in New Orleans. His managerial skills include threatening to be a hardass, getting in the way, and telling bad stories that involve his fat ass taking a shit while eating peanut butter. He had to trade in his trailer for a doublewide when he got married just so his elephantine wife could get through the door. But, ya know, at least he spends lots of time with his two kids, who aren't really his, WHEN HE'S NOT TELLING THEM TO GO AWAY AND LET HIM CONCENTRATE ON HIS FUCKIN HALO! First person to come to the dough bowl and get rid of my horrible boss eats free for the rest of the year.

Dammit, artard, mop the floor!

by disgruntled cook December 08, 2004

Artard

Someone who is incapable of making or understanding art.

You can't draw, paint, or paper mache for shit!

you are such an artard..

by punch!uation December 12, 2010

artard

A person who when gets extremely intoxicated does extremely stupid stuff

Cameron was being an artard when he tackled that cop outside the bar

by 89redneck April 02, 2009

artard

a weird way or saying retard

oh my goodnes you are such an artard!

by samantha chick a dee September 15, 2009

artarded

completely and totallt retarded when it comes to art, and all things relating to art....

combination of the words art and retarded

Fucking kick ass explanation of composition. I'm like you but even more artarded (new word - art+retarded)...........

by Chopperdiva April 01, 2004

artard

a better word for retard (can be taken more offensively)

As someone tells a lame story... you wisper to your friend "what an artard!"

by B.zee August 24, 2008