arsewipe

"One who is stupid, dangerous, ignorant, or generally annoying, lazy, insensitive, callous, uncaring or just has bad breath. A person who causes friction or anger and stress among friends or strangers"

also:

One who wipes arses;

also:

The actual tissue paper used to wipe said arse;

"That guy, he's some stunned...(as in not very bright) He's a stunned arse." - about someone who is not very bright.

"Stunned as me Arse" - someone really, really stupid

"Ya F***ing Arsewipe"...- said firmly and aggressively by a cyclist to a uncaring driver who has just cut him or her off.

"Don't be an arsewipe..." - said to your friend who won't share food, beer or smokes.

"Do it yourself, ya lazy arsewipe" - said to someone who has to to something and asks someone else to do it for them instead.

by master_bog January 10, 2009

capitalist arsewipe

Someone whose world is entirely concerned with making more money and therefore obtaining more power and influence over others. Their short-term interest is personal gratification, at the expense of improving the environment, humanity and societal progression. Being conscience-free, Capitalist Arsewipes have essentially destroyed a sense of collective responsibility in society, and reduced it to a shallow, money-making circus.

The town was a community -spirited place until some Capitalist Arsewipe came along , demolished the ancient woodland, and built 10,000 houses without amenities.

by tiny winters June 24, 2016

arsewipe

toilet paper or annoying person

have you got any arsewipes ?

you're such an arsewipe !

by arsewipe May 21, 2002

arsewipe

A term of abuse appropriate for calling a sibling in times of uncontrollable OR simply moderate rage.

See also wankstain and cwmgors.

"I can't believe you just squashed my hamster with the Beano 1995 Annual, you arsewipe!"

by britishandworried February 3, 2005

arsewiper

An arsewiper is a gay man, who is the giver rather the receiver in a gay relationship. It is the act of masturbating, and at the point of cumming he will ejaculate along the length of his partners arse crack. He will then run his penis up and down the crack. This is often done by young gay men who are working up to full anal. Occasionally they may take turns.

I met a new partner last week who wanted me to roger him on our first date. He was very nervous so I settled for being an arsewiper that night.

by pipesucker February 28, 2018

arsewiper

when you are stuck in an arkward whilst on the toilet an "arsewiper" will be called to finish the creation started

(old man stuck on toilet whilst daughter over)
"honey i'm stuck and i haven't wiped"
"OK,LOOKS LIKE I NEED TO HELP YOU"
comes in wipes arse(arsewiper) and help out

by thewoodsterix December 24, 2008