Ain't Ready to be a Marine Yet
A branch filled with those who couldn't cut it in the Marine Corps but still wanted to rock their digital camouflage in shopping malls, stores, and just about anywhere they feel like wearing them, because they are comfy and they look sloppy. Although the animosity between branches is all in good fun and despite all the jokes and bickers there is in fact lots of mutual respect between branches because we both fight for the world's finest military. Kill.
A branch filled with those who couldn't cut it in the Marine Corps but still wanted to rock their digital camouflage in shopping malls, stores, and just about anywhere they feel like wearing them, because they are comfy and they look sloppy. Although the animosity between branches is all in good fun and despite all the jokes and bickers there is in fact lots of mutual respect between branches because we both fight for the world's finest military. Kill.
Marine: Hey man are you gonna change outta your uniform before you go out tonight?
Soldier: Nah man I'm trying to score free drinks and people will think I'm cool if I wear it with my beret even if I'm not a Ranger
Marine: Dude why are you always walking and talking on your cell in uniform, putting your hands in your pockets and being all around unprofessional?
Soldier: Cuz I'm a Hoo-Ah and I don't give a fuck
Marine: Hey man remember that time the Marine Corps was about 1/3 the size of the Army but they somehow manage to complete missions quickly, effectively, and without sufficient funding or equipment?
Soldier: Yea that pretty much an ongoing theme, we strive to be mediocre
Soldier: Nah man I'm trying to score free drinks and people will think I'm cool if I wear it with my beret even if I'm not a Ranger
Marine: Dude why are you always walking and talking on your cell in uniform, putting your hands in your pockets and being all around unprofessional?
Soldier: Cuz I'm a Hoo-Ah and I don't give a fuck
Marine: Hey man remember that time the Marine Corps was about 1/3 the size of the Army but they somehow manage to complete missions quickly, effectively, and without sufficient funding or equipment?
Soldier: Yea that pretty much an ongoing theme, we strive to be mediocre
by Born2Kill_USMCdotmil December 16, 2009
ARMY is the name of the fanbase for BTS. (Bangtan Sonyeondan, Beyond The Scene, 방탄소년단) And stands for:
Adorable
Representive
MC of
Youth
There are real and fake ARMYs.
Fake ARMY: I love BTS. I hate «members name) though.
Real ARMY: I love BTS, and the members are all amazing.
Fake ARMY: BTS is the best. All other groups are trash.
Real ARMY: I love BTS, and other groups are also good.
Adorable
Representive
MC of
Youth
There are real and fake ARMYs.
Fake ARMY: I love BTS. I hate «members name) though.
Real ARMY: I love BTS, and the members are all amazing.
Fake ARMY: BTS is the best. All other groups are trash.
Real ARMY: I love BTS, and other groups are also good.
by ARMY0505 June 01, 2019
the world’s worst fandom full of people who only focus on other groups instead of focusing on their own. full of bullshit and hypocrisy.
Person A : Are you an Army ?
Person B : No way! That’s the most toxic fandom!
Person A : You’re right! I’m glad you’re not part of them
Person B : No way! That’s the most toxic fandom!
Person A : You’re right! I’m glad you’re not part of them
by armyyousuck December 02, 2020
Person1: “Im an ARMY but I only like Taehyung”.
Person2: “Um no bish- you like them all or you’re not an ARMY”.
Person2: “Um no bish- you like them all or you’re not an ARMY”.
by ItzLui May 26, 2018
ARMY is the fandom of kpop sensation BTS. ARMY stands for Adorable Representative MC for Youth. ARMY isn’t just a fandom, it’s a family.
We were only seven, but we have you ARMY.
by cindii_rella May 01, 2020
a way for the bottom 10% of high school classes to make their life invaluable as a dispensable grunt on the front lines
by plasma phasr February 12, 2010
BLACKPINK's second fandom, they love BLACKPINK as much as BLINK does. Always in BLACKPINK and BLINK business.