Apple fanboy

A single-layered thinking drone originally thought to exist in only small numbers. To help them assimilate into the real world, a computer with only simple functions so that the drones don't get confused was created. Eventually, more products were produced after it was discovered that the number or drones are in the millions. While scientists have been unable to find ways to increase brain performance in this species, a corporation named "Apple" has had financial success in at least convincing that the drone specimen is vastly superior to that of everything else.
A specimen of "Apple fanboy" of this species will act partially retarded.
by Admiral Exellent June 06, 2010
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Apple Fanboy

An advocate of Apple/Mac products.
Tyler is such an Apple Fanboy he would buy an iToaster if Apple sold toasters!
by tdurd January 02, 2012
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Apple Fanboy

Someone who bows before an apple shrine 2 times a day (sunrise and sunset). Usually ignorant and having a go at Microsoft and Google nerds.
- Have you seen that ignorant prick applefboy spreading his crap about Microsoft all over Twitter?
- Yeah, what an apple fanboy!
by applefboy November 12, 2010
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Apple Fanboy

An Apple Fanboy fits under 1 or more of the following:

1. They literally sacrifice their life, family and job, and go in the extreme by waiting outside the Apple Store a day before it's new line release- sometimes days and weeks!

2. They own a Mac, iPhone, or any other Apple product, and refuse to believe that Samsung or Google is better.

3. They're completely mind obsessed with Apple, and have all the latest Apple Tech.

4. They think that Android always copy iOS, and refuse to believe that the technology Apple has been around for years.

5. They haven't tried any other device exepct for Apple.
Normal Person: *Sees Apple Fanboy waiting for the iPhone 6s outside the Apple Store 2 weeks before its release* "Hey! What are you doing outside in the rain."

Fanboy: Waiting for the 6s, idiot!

Normal Person: Have you tried the S6? Way better then that Apple shit you're getting. I didn't have to wait outside for the S6.

Fanboy: Whatever! Your Samsung sucks ass. Get lost!

Normal Person: He will always be a Apple Fanboy
by HynotisisAnime February 18, 2016
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Apple Fanboy

A socially underdeveloped, typically male individual who derives their sense of self-worth through Apple products. Thus any attack on Apple as a company is a direct insult to their self-worth (and in many cases core masculinity). Many also strangely demonstrate their loyalty and fealty to Apple through bragging about how large an Apple device they can insert into their rectum (along with achieving their greatest level of sexual satisfaction).
Joe's such an Apple Fanboy... he's gotten a Trashcan Mac Pro inside him.
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Apple-Fanboy

A passionate advocate and promoter for Apple operating systems and hardware; also known as an Apple Evangelist.
"Android is a perfectly valid system, quit being such an Apple-Fanboy!"
by kaceykaso January 17, 2012
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Apple Fanboy

An idiot or a Brainwashed group of human

They like to buy overpriced Apple product. And always get saltty when someone talk about Android phone or Windows, but not knowing that it is cheaper and better than apple sh*t.
Android user: Damn new Google pixel is sexy!
Apple Fanboy: Fck yo cunt Apple is beter.

Or

Android user: iPhone is overpriced crap.
Apple Fanboy: TRIGGERED.
by Meme.skillz September 26, 2017
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