(n) the name given to an unkempt and untended mass of pubic hair that explodes by complete surprise out of a really hot girl's panties.
So she's down to her little Playboy panties right, and she is looking so fine and I wonder "how did I manage to get this fine piece back here" and I'm ready, and she's ready. So I whip her panties off and ... BOOM! There's freakin hair everyhwere man! It's like some kind of cute, furry forest animal exploded! It was a dead set ambush.
by Bonzasaurus February 28, 2008
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The act of sexual intercorse in the wee hours of the morning.
The act of sexual intercorse in the wee hours of the morning.
1. I woke up, rolled over and fell into a warm wet hole, it was an ambush.
2. This morning I was ambushed. A great way to start the day.
2. This morning I was ambushed. A great way to start the day.
by ambusher March 29, 2009
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The act of taking a crap, finishing the roll of toilet paper, and neglecting to replace the empty roll with a new supply. This sets the stage for the next unsuspecting individual to sit down and pass a bowel movement not realizing there isn’t a square-to-spare (i.e. square of toilet paper, from Seinfeld). The ambush can easily be prevented by keeping a spare roll of toilet paper under the sink provided the dumb ass who is saved by the spare replaces it.
Oh Sweetie (i.e. significant other)! Someone forgot to replace the toilet paper again and I got ambushed!
by Skip321 March 3, 2008
Get the ambush mug.After someone has just said something which could be taken the wrong way (an innuendo)unintentionally, rather than laughing at the dirty meaning of it by yourself, you can say "ambush", so everyone understands and can laugh along.
Very useful for when children are around and you're ambushing a sexual innuendo, thus can't explain.
If the innuendo was on purpose, you can claim it was a suicide mission, excusing you.
Very useful for when children are around and you're ambushing a sexual innuendo, thus can't explain.
If the innuendo was on purpose, you can claim it was a suicide mission, excusing you.
Adam: I need a funny example of an ambush
Mally: erm
Mally: For UD right? Dammit my innuendos have dried up
Jon: Ambush!
Mally: Suicide mission!
Mally: erm
Mally: For UD right? Dammit my innuendos have dried up
Jon: Ambush!
Mally: Suicide mission!
by fredthedeadhead July 16, 2008
Get the Ambush mug.Situation: a top level executive is sponsoring a project which is in trouble or failing (in the red) but s/he don't know it. S/he gets surprised with this fact by a peer (rival) in a top level meeting, perhaps perhaps in front of the CEO or the board.
"My boss was really furious this morning. He got ambushed in the Board Meeting on the XYZ project. Even though it's been hopeless for months, we'd been telling him it was a challenge but we'd make it."
"Why didn't you tell him sooner?"
"Because he would be furious at us."
"Why didn't you tell him sooner?"
"Because he would be furious at us."
by jemand January 13, 2009
Get the Ambush mug.Tina was casually walking down the street when she was suddenly ambushed by an elderly woman.
"mom! I just saw that lady's vagina!" exclaimed the small child who witnessed this vicious ambush.
"mom! I just saw that lady's vagina!" exclaimed the small child who witnessed this vicious ambush.
by umsolikeokay September 22, 2013
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ambushed - Jenny hasn't shaven herself since the late 70's, I went down on her and got totally ambushed.
ambushed - Jenny hasn't shaven herself since the late 70's, I went down on her and got totally ambushed.
by Barnold April 1, 2004
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