Alonso

A player for Chelsea football club. Also a verb, meaning to kill someone with a car

Georginho: gonna go for a drive, might Alonso someone

Pys: Anyone see Lewis?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him

by GeorginhoCFC April 5, 2019

Alonso

Someone filled with opportunities to escalate his relationship with someone but not doing anything about it

"YO last night at the party I almost kissed her"
"Really? what happened?"
"I acted like a total Alonso

by NOTANALONSO April 30, 2019

Alonso

When you suck so bad at something you need to get on you're knees to participate in the activity.

X didn't make the team so he pulled a alonso to participate.

by Cgonzalez132 November 22, 2016

Alonso

A football player for Chelsea football club. Also a verb for killing someone with a car

Georginho: I'm gonna go for a drive, gonna Alonso someone.

Pys: Anyone see where Lewis went?
Riley: Yeah I Alonso'd him

by GeorginhoCFC April 5, 2019

Alonso

Is goated and likes to suck cocktail. When hanging around bois he gets attracted to them and flirts with them. Can take a dick up his ass like a man.

Alonso you are fruity daddy

by Alonso daddy November 23, 2021

Alonso

An amazing best friend that is there till the end. Very protective, get jealous easily, but loves hard. He's most likely a Taurus ♉️ who enjoys being around a small group of people or by himself. Great lover and husband.

People aspire to be an Alonso.

by CancerWoman April 10, 2022

Alonso

A sub. Alonso is that one guy who can easily become your personal sub because he is such a simp. But he's also really adorable and you are lucky to know him. He resembles a ginger cat because he is sometimes extremely crazy and out of pocket but it's so worth it to see that side of him. He is currently unavailable as he is my sub. So find another sub. Byebye.

Alonso, what did I say about imploding on people?!
You're such a subway sandwich, Alonso.

by kjdsahfdjs September 5, 2022