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Alonso
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When you suck so
bad
at
something
you need to get on you'
re
knees to participate in the activity.
X didn't
make
the
team
so he
pulled
a alonso to participate.
Alonso
by
Cgonzalez132
November 22, 2016
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Luised
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Luised: when one is unknowingly
drugged
while he or she
goes
to the
restroom
.
X got Luised at
Shakey
'
s
while he/she went to the restroom
felt
shlumped afterwards.
Luised
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Cgonzalez132
November 19, 2016
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