When a Jew will eat non kosher food when they're out but keeps kosher at home. An act of illogical hypocrisy but is ever so popular among secular Jews.
Dan: Alright Jim what do you want on your pizza?
Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!
Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
Jim: Ham and pineapple please.
Dan:No Jim! That's not kosher!
Jim:Dan you don't even keep kosher! I've seen you eat bacon cheeseburgers a dozen times!
Dan:I eat non kosher out but I keep a kosher home!
Jim:That's such bullshit!
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some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.
some weird hippy guy told it to me on the street. just in case you were wondering.
guy walking down the street.
stoned hippy pops out of some ally.
guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"
hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"
guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."
hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"
guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"
hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.
true story
stoned hippy pops out of some ally.
guy says "holly molly! you the scared the crap out of me!"
hippy says "when I was your age some person told me some words to live by! hic!"
guy says "I'm not sure I want to know what they are."
hippy says "he said. hic! he told me. hic! ahem! he told me smoke dope, eat soap, go home in a bubble! ha ha haa ha!"
guy says "what the hell are you talking about!"
hippy guy runs back deep into the darkness of the ally.
true story
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