shoot a duece

an expression meaning to take a shit.

yo lem, hold down the grill yo, i gotta shoot a duece!

by Tragik0418 June 14, 2008

drop a duece

n. to take a dump, to take a shit, to defecate

"Yo man, I can't believe how much I ate. Hurry home I gotta drop a duece."

by B 2 the Y June 26, 2006

Frosting a Duece

Frosting a Duece is an unusual practice which involves a man taking a duece and then proceeding to masturbate until he ejaculates onto it.

*Note: A man may also frost someone else's duece

Dude! I was taking a shit this morning and it got me so worked up I ended up frosting that shit!

So this whole time you've been frosting a duece?

by Peteytreats August 6, 2009

drop a duece

v.Shit. Do a number 2. crap, etc.

Hey Andrew, be with you right after I drop a duece!

by J & A September 17, 2008

Drop a Duece

Its what someone says when then need to take a crap.

"damn that food hit me hard, i need to go drop a duece"

by Brandon T September 7, 2006

scoop-a-duece

The act of shitting on a glass table top, scooping the fresh log up with your bare hands, then sneeking up behind another in an attempt to jam the steaming turd into their ear...this move is best performed when the duece is solid in consistency and minus the presence of peanuts (some people are allergic to peanuts & you would not want to do serious harm within the limits of this playful act)

I saw a dear friend the other day, we had dinner at the cafe on the corner of 3rd and Broad St.....she had to use the ladies room...during her absence, I too relieved myself and upon her return I gave her a light hearted scoop-a-duece....not sure why she stormed off so quickly leaving me to pay the lunch tab....not calling her again..

by Nachos Del Guapo January 25, 2011

drop a duece

1: The act of taking a shit, literrally, a number 2.

2: The act of taking a shit so large, two flushes were needed.

Man, my bathroom always smells after you drop a duece!

"Toilet almost got clogged..."
"You drop a duece?"
"Yah, I shoulda flushed twice but I didnt."

by Dragonbreathp9d August 14, 2006