Pulling a Mervin

The process of taking a massive shit during champion select.

*during champion select*
Bob: Let's fuck these guys up!
...
Bob: I swear, if he's pulling a Mervin...
*left queue*
Alex: WTF MAN. Now we have to wait 5 minutes.
Mervin: omg the toilet smells like shit now wtf

by Pulling a Mervin May 17, 2014

Pulling a Melville

A red herring that is so absurd as to alert the listener that the speaker is telling a lie. Oftentimes the lie is told when telling the truth would be simple but slightly uncomfortable.

Friend 1: Are we still on for coffee?
Friend 2: No, there is something I have to tell you.
Friend 1: What is it?
Friend 2: I have cancer...
Friend 1: Are you pulling a Melville?

Boyfriend: There is something I need to tell you.
Girlfiend: What?
Boyfriend: I am sexually attracted to men.
Girlfriend: Are you pulling a Melville, we can just break up you know?

by bklyn667 December 23, 2009

A Melting Moment

When you give your partner a blumpkin and save the shit he took and freeze it.
You then use the shit as a dildo and let the poo melt in your ass so you can then poop out your partners shit

My missus just tried a melting moment! She looked so hot squeezing out my poo from her anus

by littlemissblumpkin February 26, 2024

pulling a melina

when you unwillingly stay up till 4 am because you cant fall asleep

Me: bro i was pulling a melina last night

Bro: omg why couldnt you fall asleep

by azúcar11 August 21, 2024

Melting a Path

Making a path, through snow and ice, using lots and lots of hot water.

Person 01: "Yo, Hwut R you doing?! I need help, here!!
Person 02: "No can do!!! I'm busy, "Melting a Path", from the house to the driveway!!!
Person 01: "FINE, I'LL Get YOUR BRO, to help me!!!(grumpy muttering)

by Okajima Rokio March 2, 2022

melting a snowflake

A term commonly used to describe a feminist, social justice warrior, or entitled woman/man using the definition of rape incorrectly (by using it loosely). Ususlly directed towards people who claim they have been raped after ordinary events take place, such as someone staring at them.

Did you see when she accused him of rape? She was really melting a snowflake!

by Heehorn May 5, 2019

Butter Melting on a Big Ole' Pile of Flapjacks

The best feeling in the world. When everything in life is just right.

"I feel like a slab of butter melting on a big ole' pile of flapjacks!"

by MeltButterFlapjacks September 19, 2009