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to pull a chinese

To misstate or lie about one's age.

Derives from the misstatement of He Kexin's and Yang Yun's age as 16 (2 years older than they were) during 2008 and 2000 Olympics respectively.
Damn, she tried to pull a chinese on me last night. I would have been in deep trouble.
by ra99 October 14, 2008
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off for even a chinese

adjective. Describes a type of person that is quite eccentric and unique, but in a negative way. This expression is in reference to the strange customs of Chinese Americans that fail to assimilate into the American culture. eg. 1. they pick their noses in public. 2. They attempt to take as many free things as their pockets/purses will fit, with their heads down, because they know that it's still wrong to take free things in those quantities. 3. They have no regard for the fellow man.
This expression describes a person that is so out there, that they actually make a Chinese person seem normal, with all the negative assumptions in mind.
WTF? is he actually using a coupon at the $0.99 store? That's off for even a chinese!!!
by niggman star33 October 5, 2011
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Yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book is a dissed to anyone who is fat and has alot of chins like the name chin in china and in phone books chinese people have somtimes the same names so it makes sence
Person1: bro yo momma so fat she got more chins then a chinese phone book
RandomMofo: daaaaaaamn
OtherRandom: bro im gone dats ohh bro

Person2: imma go home now and cry

Person1: i hope you have enough toliet paper to whip your tears
by Aboychap August 14, 2018
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more chins then a chinese phone book

For people that have a protruding chin or have a lot of saggy skin under the chin.
John has more chins then a chinese phone book.
by lutfia May 5, 2016
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eye's like a chinese

to have sqinty eyes as a result of being high
sippin on a heini'(heineken), eye's like a chinese- 666 Mafia
by robdog073191 May 4, 2005
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You could screw up a chinese parade

When some one is excessively disorganized or substantially confuses a situation such that their actions could be compared to the apparent chaos of a Chinese parade.
Son: (forgets to do homework, arrives late home, accidentally falls off skateboard and breaks ankle, is late for work and his teacher from school expresses concern about his lack of preparation in class.)

Father: son, no offense but you could screw up a Chinese parade!
by The only big Mike January 2, 2019
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The University of a Billion Chinese

a reference to the fact that the majority of students in Canada's Universty of British Columbia are Chinese
"That's strange, almost everyone here is Chinese. No wonder why it's the University of a Billion Chinese."
by iZ41 April 22, 2018
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