lay a brick

To take a shit.Used in the movie "Ali G Indahouse".

Prime minister: "Ali,would you lay a brick for us?" ( on the building foundation)
Ali G crouches and takes a shit.

by Vojvoda August 29, 2005

shit a brick

1. To be extremely surprised and displeased about something.

2. Something you do while waiting very anxiously for something.

3. An exclamation of displeasure.

1. Man, he's gonna shit a brick when he finds out you wrecked his car!

2. ...so we're sittin' there shittin' bricks waiting to see if the cop is going to give us a ticket!

2. Shit a brick! We've got a test in Calculus tomorrow!

by maracanda April 22, 2006

in a brick

synonymous to a long period of time

Dan: Man, I had the best steak at Outback the other day...
Mike: Dang, I haven't been to Outback in a brick!

by Kaceboss_ December 19, 2016

Eat a brick

equivalent to saying what your saying is nonsense. gonna get real meta when people start carrying around bricks and shoving them up your loud mouth.

oh, please eat a brick, ill even put ketchup on it!

by Snowtree October 9, 2020

catch a brick

Taking a loss in any manner or fasion or finding yourself in a disadvantages situation.

You got any idea what youre gonna do if the deal falls through? You dont wanna catch a brick.

by innuendo December 1, 2015

shit a brick

Something that is so shocking, unusual, or angering that it would make you
”shit a brick”

When I saw how mangled my new car was after the crash, I nearly “shit a brick”.

by Said February 4, 2003

whippin up a brick

The process of making a brick of drugs.

"Aye nigga whatchu doin over there on the stove?"
"I'm whippin up a brick my nigga duh."

by Gbe_Macwithdacheese November 14, 2013