By the blood of a hooker

an unbreakable agreement between two or more party's.

"by the blood of a hooker we will buy that dildo"

by outwitme August 1, 2009

blood whenb tge colouds and i see a oukkow viice

blood rains from the skies, staining the meadows with crimson and the people with war. an oukkow appears of of nowhere, an ethereal being. the people. are at last viice.

oh no! i've got an injury! guess its time for the blood whenb tge colouds and i see a oukkow viice oh thanks viice (oukkows away)

by Scrungly little doidle April 20, 2023

squeeze blood out of a turnip

You can't get something from a person, especailly money, that they don't have i.e. A turnip cannot be coaxed, squeezed, or cajoled into producing blood. All efforts at obtaining blood from this vegetable will be futile

He's no snitch; you'll squeeze blood out of a turnip before you get any real answers from him.

by BoogiePants October 20, 2008

blood engorged whack-a-mole

The full fledged, raping, pillaging, kitten killing, viking warrior of an erection that comes with total arousal.

"Man, last night I whipped out the blood engorged whack-a-mole and beat the wife to death with it. Got off on self defence, the bitch tried to bite."

by Sean is Susejhet May 30, 2006

a cold rush of blood

When you pinch somewhere to remove your erection.

I had to pinch my arm to get rid of that boner.

It was a cold rush of blood.

by the silent cuntographer October 20, 2016

Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater

To asphyxiate on ones blood, and ejaculate at the same time

Johnny enjoys choking, but took one too many sleeping pills, and made some Blood Stains on a Wife-Beater.

by F3MBOYLOV3R June 30, 2022

High Blood Pressure And Hypertension Are Perianal abscesses That Morph Into A Cystic Lesion

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High Blood Pressure And Hypertension Are Perianal abscesses That Morph Into A Cystic Lesion

by Abreathofaversaillian February 28, 2025