7up plus

The absolute worst soft drink, or any drink for that matter, in the entire universe. Probably even worse then urine, semen, and mung in a blender.

"Aw man, is that 7up plus? God you're a gay buns face"

by Skyler the gay kid August 1, 2006

7up rule

When a guy refuses to date a girl that's below a 7.

Johhny has high standards for girls he goes by the 7up rule

by jumpman98 September 6, 2016

7Up Gay

A gay man who has never had the pussy - and never will. (This is a throwback to the famous 7Up ads in the early 80s.)

See Also: Gold Star Gay

"He's a 7Up gay. When it comes to pussy, baby? Never had it - ah hah hah! - never will!"

by HotchkissHo June 23, 2019

Detroit 7up

A "Detroit 7up" is where seven men of African descent stand around a woman in a huddle, and begin to masturbate into her mouth, and when she has received all seven load she swallows them all at once then traces it all with some tonic water.

"Hey Lester! If you wanna find five more guys we can give your girlfriend Jessica a Detroit 7up tonight!"

by Madman Bedswerver April 27, 2023

Fingered The 7up Cake

When you’re scanning groceries at Aldi and someone hands you a 7up cake, the slid slips off, and you dip your hand in the cum covered cake.

Damn, man, I fingered the 7up cake at work again today.

by 7upcake February 8, 2021

Crystal 7up

A guinea rat Good at promising people high end hand crafted billiard cues for their birthday. Known for her work as a 7 up vendor skonka she currently resides in the streets of the 209 district and surrounding areas.

Known alias's:
Skonka
Rat
Cat Water
Cum Catcher
Vendor bop
Sancha and more.

Hobbies include:
Being a rat
Skonking around other vendors
Donkeying other donkeys
Not buying pool sticks

Crystal from 7up is a rat
Crystal 7up

by AySly February 2, 2023

Yup yup 7up

Meaning of smoking

Person 1: yo man yup yup 7up
Person 2: yhyh let's go

by Auto corrector 1 January 5, 2022