May 7

May 7th is the day when natural depressed insomniac crackheads are born.

May 7 babies first words: Ya’ll got any bread?

by Purrompto August 1, 2020

May 7

National Lap Dance day

Bill: hey what day is it
Greg: May 7 it’s national lap dance day

by I’ll see you in valhalla March 20, 2022

May 7

May 7th is national slap ass day🤤🍑

“Hey Lauren it’s may 7th”

by WxxxxxxM May 6, 2019

May 7

National do anything day

Bill-"hey guess what day it is"
Tina-"what"
Bill-"its may 7"
Tina-"okay so?"
Bill-"its national do anything day"

by Freaky_nerdy May 6, 2019

May 7

Make him feel good day

And you can’t say no to him

Also 🐱pic day

Him:It’s may 7

Her: what’s that mean
Him: you gotta be nice

by Daggermyth May 7, 2022

May 7

National Marvel Day

Today is May 7th
Let’s watch marvel all day!

by marvel101lol May 4, 2021

May 7

Give your crush or favorite person a gift as a thank you for being their favorite person to you

" Here have a gift! "
" Why? "
" Because its May 7!

by anonymous November 23, 2021