jhon: hey dude did you have fun at the party last night?
mike: no man those 7/11's came and were all like "thank you coma again!" and i almost lost it!
mike: no man those 7/11's came and were all like "thank you coma again!" and i almost lost it!
by Fuckyoud00d February 19, 2008
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JD: I am so sad about my psychotic killer urges
*sees 7/11*
Veronica: Why do you like 7/11 so much?
JD: Freeze your brain!!! Happiness comes ,when everything numbs, who need cocaine???
*sees 7/11*
Veronica: Why do you like 7/11 so much?
JD: Freeze your brain!!! Happiness comes ,when everything numbs, who need cocaine???
by DONTBEJDKIDS May 31, 2018
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Shoulders sideways, smack it, smack it in the air
Legs movin' side to side, smack it in the air
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Seven eleven, seven eleven, seven twice, man seven twice(7/11)
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Seven eleven, seven eleven, seven twice, man seven twice(7/11)
by Niyah324 August 27, 2020
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You: “Hey, wanna go to the 7/11 and take some pics?
Friend: “Why would we do that, shell is right down the road?”
You: “Dude, 7/11 is the car guy gas station.”
Friend: “Oh, true! Let’s go!”
Friend: “Why would we do that, shell is right down the road?”
You: “Dude, 7/11 is the car guy gas station.”
Friend: “Oh, true! Let’s go!”
by broveski November 5, 2021
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Literal garbage pile owned by Caucasians who bombed their own countries, then get let into America by Caucasian supremacist presidents.
Literal garbage pile owned by Caucasians who bombed their own countries, then get let into America by Caucasian supremacist presidents.
Nobody buys from 7/11s, why do they still exist?
I guess capitalism doesn't exist for Caucasians, only for the person being colonized.
I guess capitalism doesn't exist for Caucasians, only for the person being colonized.
by Lil Miss Hood Baby Mila 👸🏻🥇 July 10, 2024
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7-11 has been a recognized natural phenomenon since the dawn of recorded history.
It is believed that the 7-11 was a natural evolution of the 7-10, a prehistoric herd animal. 7-10 were common when the entire landmass of Earth was concentrated into one supercontinent, Pangaea. Herds of 7-10 freely roamed the continent, having only one natural predator - the Chuck Norris. The massive evolutionary strain induced by such a formidable foe necessitated a new evolutionary strategy.
The first 7-11 was created by a confluence of the superintelligent East Indians and a herd of 7-10. This new symbiotic strategy proved successful - so successful, in fact, that individual members could survive without the protection of the herd. 7-11 spread to every corner of the supercontinent before the famed breakup of Pangaea (actually caused by one of Chuck Norris' temper tantrums) and so were located around the planet when humans showed up some hundreds of millions of years later.
The influence of the 7-11 on humanity has been tremendous. Former hunter/gatherer societies, upon finding a cluster of 7-11, would settle there rather than continuing their nomadic lifestyle. With the relief of the burden of constantly searching for food, humans were free to develop other primitive activities, such as religion and the killing of innocent people. It is at this point in history that we see the first evidence of Norris worship, including human sacrifice and execution by roundhouse kicking. The first cities developed around herds of 7-11, and wars were common between those who had access to 7-11 and those who did not have such privilege.
7-11 has been a recognized natural phenomenon since the dawn of recorded history.
It is believed that the 7-11 was a natural evolution of the 7-10, a prehistoric herd animal. 7-10 were common when the entire landmass of Earth was concentrated into one supercontinent, Pangaea. Herds of 7-10 freely roamed the continent, having only one natural predator - the Chuck Norris. The massive evolutionary strain induced by such a formidable foe necessitated a new evolutionary strategy.
The first 7-11 was created by a confluence of the superintelligent East Indians and a herd of 7-10. This new symbiotic strategy proved successful - so successful, in fact, that individual members could survive without the protection of the herd. 7-11 spread to every corner of the supercontinent before the famed breakup of Pangaea (actually caused by one of Chuck Norris' temper tantrums) and so were located around the planet when humans showed up some hundreds of millions of years later.
The influence of the 7-11 on humanity has been tremendous. Former hunter/gatherer societies, upon finding a cluster of 7-11, would settle there rather than continuing their nomadic lifestyle. With the relief of the burden of constantly searching for food, humans were free to develop other primitive activities, such as religion and the killing of innocent people. It is at this point in history that we see the first evidence of Norris worship, including human sacrifice and execution by roundhouse kicking. The first cities developed around herds of 7-11, and wars were common between those who had access to 7-11 and those who did not have such privilege.
by kodiac1 July 4, 2006
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by Anonymous November 4, 2003
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