4Chan500

A rival to Fortune 500 Companies and the S&P 500 alike. A utility-reflection token on the BSC network that dishes out wagie work wages faster than the flip of a Big Mac patty, and pumps green dildos faster than a pedophile billionaire's wrist. A token that's taken 4Chan by storm and soon will dominate plebbit and normie circles.

Anon: Is life worth it slaving away for pennies or is it better to just rope?

4Chan500 tycoon: just invest in 4Chan500 and you'll be able to buy a mistress to rope you

by Cocknballsack November 15, 2021

4chins

A term used to make fun of the imageboard site, 4chan. The name implies that all 4chan users do nothing but sit on their asses gawking at porn, posting garbage on /b/, scrolling through 4chan and obsessing over nerdy topics like "vidya", board games, anime, etc., all of whom becoming obese because of it.
This day in age, the term is used now more than ever due to what 4chan has become: a cesspool of children who think they're cool for posting shit on /b/, porn fappers, and autistic males who obsess over one topic.

Lol, I can't believe that Jon still goes on 4chins. No wonder he has gained so much weight.

by thisplacesucksass February 14, 2015

4chanfag

Someone who obviously uses 4chan, but takes up another step by using terms in everyday life. Call itself Anon on a test. Calling people Newfags. Racism is also abundant. usually spells words the internet way, as in, who they sound. Most people can never figure out what this creature is, not to mention welcome it.

"Billy stop being a Newfag"

"What?"

"GTFO nao!"

"Oh, so you're a 4chanfag!"

by Garrence April 1, 2010

4chan

The asshole of the internet. Somewhere where nobody wants to be, but still are.

"Dude check out this pic i got from 4chan"
"AWWW SHIT DUDE WHAT THE FUCK"

by luvvvvmudkipz August 18, 2008

4chan party van

Noun;
The 4chan party van is another name for the FBI truck that 4chan users usually see out side their house when they post or talk about Child Pornography.
Other 4chan users use it as positive term rather than a negative one. They say it will take them away to the internet where they can live happily will small children forever. This is a lie and is only mentioned by FBI agents.

Guy1: Hey guys, here's some CP!
Guy2: Dude that's not cool.
Guy1: Uh oh, the 4Chan Party Van is outside my house! They're coming in!
Chris Hansen: Why don't you take a seat?

by Bobnonymous April 15, 2008

4chan

Welcome to 4chan
1) Please leave your religion, morals, and opinions at the door.
2)Please note, women are not permitted to enter this site without showing their breasts.
3)Please be advised that adult content is beyond the opening page in a very childish manner.
4)Please be made aware that every sexual fetish ever conjured by the human imagination lies beyond the first page.

4chan is the sphincter of the internet. Also known as the interbutts

by Anonyperson May 26, 2007

4chan

The sphincter of the internet.
Where integrity goes to die.

...look, another anonymous middle aged fucktwit on 4Chan posted some more pics of cartoon babies having sex...
yay.

by FlowersInMidgar October 25, 2006