Shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning

The cruelest and toughest sport known to mankind.

shitting on a bench at 3 in the morning. its a game of agility, patience, and reflex. will someone find you? book it quickly with shit spilling behind you. will your muscles fail hope you catch yourself before you land in your own shit. accidentally shit on a homeless person? what the fuck is wrong with you are you blind? get your ass pecked by a bird? shit on the bird too. accidentally shit out of your mouth instead of your ass? what the fuck see a doctor. if you think you have what it takes, snort some cocaine and see where you end up.

by chimken_nunget May 18, 2021

3 in the tree

The act of inserting 3 fingers in the vagainer whilst you continue to slide your penis in and out of her vaginer in a rhythmic fashion.

Variations include
-the Finger sneaker
-Mega Stretcher
-4 in the hole plus a pole
-the 3 finger side winder
-the 6 finger side winder

Joe- Man, That Tricha girl sure likes it when I put 3 in the tree!

Matt- Whats that?

Joe- When your finger banging her you slide your dick in at the same time! But shes gotta be a real loose hoe!

by A-RON-ALD April 11, 2008

3 in 1

The art of anal, fingering, and making out.
The female arks her ass back so the male can stick his wang in her anus but at the same time you can see her front. The male then proceeds to finger the woman and then starts making out.

1.) Guy: Dude, I just pulled a 3 in 1 on Michelle!
2.) Other guy: Sexy.

by isw12786 August 22, 2006

3 in the Trapezoid

When 3 dudes enter you in the ass at once creating new angles to your butthole. The three create a triangular rectangle (similar to the painted area on an international basketball court.) If they stay in for long enough, everyone ejacula...I mean...is ejected from the painted area.

I wouldn't go in that place. You might end the night with 3 in the Trapezoid.

by AlwaysReady2ForBallinInMyMouth April 7, 2015

Gay in 3-D

When someone is forced to experience a gay situation in more ways than they would expect.

I thought it was gonna be a fun night with the boys, but not only did he slap my ass, he made me experience gay in 3-D by moaning right after it.

by The Big Thicc October 6, 2019

3 in 1 or SSS

to suck a dick or pussy swallow it and then spit it in the mouth of any person (any gender)

these gays were having 3 in 1 or SSS with each other

by gado=gado May 26, 2016

3 in 1

when you see your top 3 fit people in one day.

yeah i saw my 3 in 1's today

by abdul fanny July 20, 2010