2X Petite

not too big and not too little.

What mothers say when they are calling your grandmother through privacy manager.
*The number you have reached as privacy manager, and your call has not yet been indentified. At the tone, please say your name or company you represent and your call will be completed.

*beep*

Mother: It's 2X Petite

*Your call has been completed.*
by marcus025 December 8, 2011
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2x Formula

The size of my girl friend after she had our 2 children
by Jamacian Jerkin January 23, 2003
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2x sick

somthing that is so hella sick it becomes double sick. This brings the sickness level very high thus necesitating the 2x.
by nich walking bad ass July 5, 2007
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1/2X+7 Rule

A algebraic equation useful for determining the youngest age-cutoff a female may be before the guy dates her. Let X equal the male's age ( Or female, if she's older.), while Y will represent the youngest age of a female a guy may date.

Next, identify the male's age and replace "X" with it. Suppose Jim was 15. We write it like this:

1/2(15)+7

Now, the Order of Operations principal applies here! Divide one by the two to get one half, and then find half of fifteen. Don't forget to keep the seven; It would be disgusting if Jim dated a 7.5 year old!

7.7+7

Add the number, matching up the place value carefully, and there you have it; Jim may date a 14.5 year old girl if he went for younger women.
If you are shit at math and/ or the 1/2X+7 Rule, here's a table for you, you lazy fucktards.

Male: Female:

15 14.5
16 15
17 15.5
18 16
19 16.5
20 17

Etc... So on, and so on. The coefficient is 1/2, while the constant is 7.
by BeerChuggin'German May 23, 2010
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2x .(own coutry server)

used in internet gameing, 2x .(own coutry server) means that a clan chooses to play all two maps of the clanwar on a server of theyr own country, because of takeing a very high ping advantage on your clan.
thats a lame behaviour condamned by most.
cunt&noob pops into the #narf irc-channel

(cunt&noob): NARF|Matic wanna cw?
(NARF|Matic): sure, one map each?
(cunt&noob): mmmm what about 2x.fi? our servers rules
(NARF|Matic): why 2x .(own coutry server)? guess 1 each is more fair.. isn't it?
(cunt&noob): mmm naahh
(NARF|Matic): omg stfu and gtfo my internets, noob!!!!!
cunt&noob was kicked from the channel
by BeAViS` July 30, 2008
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2X-grandnephew

My 2X-grandnephew is a good person.
by KL198 June 25, 2021
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2X-granddaughter

My 2X-granddaughter is a good person.
by KL198 June 25, 2021
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