the pounder

A website featuring a looping image of a man repeateadly hitting his penis with a hammer, to a clip of the song "U Can't touch this" by MC hammer.
There is also a title of the page, reading "Welcome to the pounder".
The pounder is a shock site, designed to shock unsuspecting internet browsers thinking that the site is about something other than hitting your penis with a hammer.

the pounder AIM
- hey, check this out its funny www.thepounder.com
- oh my god! what the hell is that! oh my god! no that is so wrong i hate you i am scarred for life now that is wrong in so many ways
-lol, unlucky.

by +=howard=+ August 30, 2008

pounder

Yes, this term is car business slang for large profit on a deal. However, it is more specific to the amount in thousands is equal to the "weight in pounds". Thus, if the salesperson made a $2,000 profit it would be a "2 pounder".

Dude, we were six grand back of book in that car and I only made a 2 pounder!!!

by Brian Krok July 10, 2007

Pounder

a well-built, large-packaged black guy. One that may seem to have the ability "pound" you in bed.

"Did you see that guy? I'd tap that."
"Obv He's a pounder, have fun;D."
"What about that one?"
"He's a little slanky, so I say quarter-pounder"

Dwayne Wade Chris Brown Idris Elba LL Cool J Dwayne Johnson

by R. Filangee July 31, 2011

Pounder

Taking a huge rip off a bong after you're already really fucking high.

Stoner 1- "Bro, I'm about to take a pounder"

Stoner 2- "Duuuuude....you're already fucked up!"

by chops47 November 14, 2012

Pounder

A female with an especially ample ass that loves to eat fast food. McDonald's is the favorite restaurant of these females.

Dude, look at the pounder ordering two double quarter pounders.

by Sailsquirrel February 15, 2009

pounder

a woman that is bountifully endowed and voluptuous that you would want to have sex with.

J-Lo

by Lance Mitchell August 8, 2003

Pounder

An under-performing athlete, usually overpaid, (relative to the Sport) that gets under the skin of the fan base through general lousy play.

What an absolute $10 million a year pounder in missing that final shot at the buzzer!

by Biff Beronian January 7, 2008