Beanz

A nerd with a small penis.

' Oh look at that he's such a beanz! '
' Yeah man look how small his penis '

by Jake Dizzle November 27, 2007

Beanz

Meaning tough, cool, heavy, wicked.

Yo, that top is beanz!

by Ruff_Tuff_bUFFone May 13, 2005

Beanz

Beanz anything that is weird crazy or funny. Mostly weird. Something you don't see everyday.

you see an Asian guy on the beach wearing socks and sandals while shaking his head violently.
you : beanz

When your at the zoo and you see the gorilla sign and theres a huge black family underneath it.
you: thats really beanzy

by BEANZYMISTRESS33 March 29, 2011

Kool Beanz

A phrase meaning something is very cool.

Kool Beanz became very popular after the movie Hot Rod, Staring Andy Samberg, where the Techno remix of Kool Beanz is used.

"I just pwned this nub on Counter Strike"

"Kool Beanz"

by SF Vega June 1, 2009

beanz on toast

irsh punk band

check em out, there pretty awesome

beanz on toast songs: burn the envelopes, fucked up situation, pak-man

by fayexthexemo October 21, 2008

cool beanz

A word used to describe something that is either abnormally cool, or stupid. In the latter case, people use cool beanz to make someone feel better about their stupid comment.

Those shoes are cool beanz!

by Casey534 September 26, 2005

Beanz-Kiss

(noun) The act of inserting a finger into a woman's anus due to an inability to find her vagina. Named after the infamous "beans" of Kinnelon, who beanz-kissed on three separate incidents.
(May be used as a verb)

Did you hear about what Connor's last night?
Yeah, Beanz totally fingered that girl's butthole!
Oh, shit! I thought he just gave her a tallahasse taint rub! I didn't know he beanz-kissed her!

by #bobbysuedal May 11, 2014