by Spamton September 19, 2021
by Aqxer September 23, 2021
Of course, the best currency (even better than the US dollar) that was heavily invested into during 1997. Also, who likes JEvil more than Spamton? Nobody? Just me? okay..
Person1: Yooo! I just bought a share of Kromer!
Person2: ME too! I used it to buy Hyperlink Blocked.
Person2: ME too! I used it to buy Hyperlink Blocked.
by Spy from TF2 May 07, 2022
When your having anal sex "doggy style"; take your hat off and hold it under her vagina. So when you pull out fast, she shits in your hat and then you put it on, keeping your head warm!
"Hey man, why does your Stormy Kromer hat smell and look like shit?" "Well, last night my bedroom was super cold for starters. It got a little wild last night with the old lady and ended up needing something to catch shit in."
by CapinQueef October 04, 2017
Sex position very much like Cowgirl except the female must always be facing due north, and the male is laying parallel with the sides of the bed. It is possible to be doing the Stormy Kromer and (Reverse) Cowgirl at the same time.
by TurkleDawg December 30, 2012
by Kromer man November 01, 2021