A fatass 12 year old fucker. he looks like a boulder. everytime he jumps a earthquake happens . level frkin 9. his butt is always out and my eyes b hurtin. If he runs at you, it's game over.

Also an amazing goalie. Nobody getting through him.
*stanley playing football* *every1* OH SHIT STOP!!! RUN $ UR LIFe . *Stanley jumps to intercept the ball.*
Everyone: GET DOWN!!!
*10 hours later*
" This is CNN breaking News. a middle school was mysteriously destroyed by a presumed building failure. Authorities are very confused as to why witnesses were saying kids were screaming" u fat ass bitch". We update you on progress as the day goes on."
by 69stanley69 January 9, 2020
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Stanley has a pull out game like no other. When girls see his 14 inch dick all their panties drop. He is super smart and very handsome. If you meet a Stanley god damn bitch your in for a treat. lmaoooo bruh strait facts.
Holy shit Stanley give me your 14 inch dick!
by Kades daddy June 5, 2019
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little dickhead with a microscopic dick, who also acts so tough when really hes just a baby inside. He'll never become a man so everyone should treat him like the little boy he'll always be.
' are u a pussy?'

'no i'm stanley.'
by itssude87 June 8, 2022
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Was he any good?

Nah man, but I got a Stanley

or

How was Matt last night?

Well...I got a Stanley
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A person who has an amazing personality.which also shows a great interest in music mostly singing.This is also the type of person to hang out with girls and date.he has a great use of negative to turn it into positive.hes also the type of person to be successful in his music.He tends to hide his personal life and upcoming music projects which he will only share with his loved one.he also has a tendency to make people laugh mostly girls.if your ever around Stanley talk to him he might remember you in a couple of years.
Girls Stanley music career successful amazing life singing loved
by UrbanXdictionary March 6, 2018
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A happy little town in western North Dakota, home of the BlueJays and the World Famous Whirl-a-Whip! There's tons of nice people and almost every kid has at least a 3.5 gpa! This town is also home to the inventor of the diving board, Ray Rude! The oil boom did affect Stanley but mostly In a positive way! It's a beautiful town! You should visit sometime!
Stanley is such a great place to raise kids!
by CommonPrairieBitch January 27, 2017
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