ahem

to sarcastically mean something

rosie: oh yes, im going to rob a bank now... ahem

by saz_bear92 May 16, 2006

AHEM

When someone says something beyond stupidity without any compromisable answer, due to the comment, they are greeted with a shocked/stunned face and a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down

Alice: I love the sky, its blueeeeee
everyone: AHEM :|

followed by much mocking and teasing

by LEWIS December 1, 2003

ahem

a word that can be used to cover up any 'unholy' word. must be used with 'bunny' fingers, for extra effect.

oh 'ahem', that 'ahem' is 'aheming' that little 'ahem', i'm gunna 'ahem' that 'ahem'.

by harriet May 31, 2004

AHEM

Lewis' comments whilst waiting for the Muse gig on November 27th 2003

"I'm hitting the note" AHEM

"Yes, feel free to blow me up with a bomb" AHEM

by Dr Dock December 2, 2003

AHEM

horny

Barry I'm feeling very ahem!!

by safrah February 3, 2003

AHEM

Something highly destetable is inflickted upon you. This is ahem. Often associated with a hand movement,whereby your hand is held close to your top lip, flat,palm down.

someone had put lewis' bag in his favourite recycle bin.
howard:'hahahahaaa gutted lewis, i hate lush and greenpeace'
lewis:ahem

by howie November 30, 2003

ahem

Verb: To download electronic media, such as an episode of a television show, via illegal or marginally legal means. Most often used in context with BitTorrent.

"Did you see Supernatural last night?"

"No, my TiVo's still on the fritz, so I'll have to ahem it later."

by Enkogneatoh January 9, 2009