Alyssa: Devin get off fb and go study.
Devin: Bitch don't hate me, im co-crastinating. Ya thats right. BioPsych is my bitch now.
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Sean: Hey mom, im gonna go co-crastinate because i'd rather listen to some funky dubstep AND study for 4.5 hours than finish up my studying in like 30 minutes in peace and quiet.
Devin: Bitch don't hate me, im co-crastinating. Ya thats right. BioPsych is my bitch now.
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Sean: Hey mom, im gonna go co-crastinate because i'd rather listen to some funky dubstep AND study for 4.5 hours than finish up my studying in like 30 minutes in peace and quiet.
by devin the dizude December 14, 2010
Bob would get more work done on his thesis if he didn't poo-crastinate all the time.
"Jill, have you gotten those TPS reports done yet? The boss will be very mad if they're not done soon!"
"No, I haven't. I just can't help poo-crastinating the stoopid TPS reports!"
"Jill, have you gotten those TPS reports done yet? The boss will be very mad if they're not done soon!"
"No, I haven't. I just can't help poo-crastinating the stoopid TPS reports!"
by fishpoo May 29, 2009
A person who can waste as much time as humanly possible, as effectively as possible, while still attaining above average grades in school/working adequately.
Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.
Different from procrastination due to the effectiveness, (i.e. rather than twiddling your thumbs you prepare to be as comfortable as possible for as long as possible, and due to the result, where you still perform adequately enough to make a living and have it not affect you financially/educationally.
"How the fuck does that guy get such good marks, he just sits in his room browsing memes and masturbating for hours on end!"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"
"He's a Professional Crastinator, BRENDA, you uneducated capitalist fuck. Of course he can waste that much time and somehow make a living simultaneously"
by 765boo January 13, 2018
Someone who is sitting in their car,looking for things in their trunk, or just screwing around while you are waiting to take their parking spot.
by HC Q May 15, 2009
The act of placing yourself or others (usually those who work for you) in crisis mode now for something far in the future that may or may no ever happen. The same amount of energy is expended and stress is created in a compressed timeframe as if you had waited until the last minute only it is done now when it is uncertain if the event will actually occur.
Why does the boss always pre-crastinate? We end up doing cheetah flips and running around like our pants are on fire for something 6 months away "just in case." Then they cancel the thing.
by Jammed up October 24, 2013
watching videos on beating procrastination and depression while you have weeks of work and studying to catch up on
Yeah, I have a project that was due more than a week ago but instead of working on it, I flew through an unending ironi-crastination playlist of videos that are supposed to help me get control of my life back, but it's still like me in class: the words go in through one ear and out the other. :,)
by Mal.Halsey April 26, 2022
v. Wasting all your time on Facebook or some other social networking site when you should be studying for your exam in three hours or doing homework for Environmental Science.
by frustratedstudent September 27, 2010