JL Slims

Females, usually under the age of 30, whose legs are slender in nature. They can sometimes be confused with two Twizzlers wearing a pair of jeans.

Flamingos are the JL Slims of the bird kingdom.

"Ten JL Slims will fit in my Toyota Prius" -Jeremy Clarkson, Top Gear (BBC)

by Joffrey Lannister June 18, 2013

JL Slims

A female, usually around the age of 25, with the opposite body type of Kim Kardashian.

You can fit ten JL Slims into Kim Kardashian's boot.

by Rabbitnuts June 18, 2013

Tubby Slims

A person who acts fat (slaps thigh and chuckles, jolly, lazy, ect.) Yet is naturally skinny.

Hey tubby slims, stop eating cookies and get your scrawny ass out of bed!

by Joe dolan May 24, 2005

Vagina Slims

tampons; aka slimdicks

My Vagina Slims fell out of my purse, it was so embarassing.

by dsimms May 24, 2008

JL Slims

An extremely slender female in the age range of 21-25 that sir-mix-a-lot would not write a song about.

Is that a utility pole or a jl slims?

by shaboom June 19, 2013

the slims

punk ass terrorists who have sex with donkey cuz they womens is too ugly. taxi cab drivin, sister fuckers. aka. pakis/bins/alla-fuckers. short for muslims.

yo i need a cab, flag the slim down.
fuckin slims.
that slim looks shady

by slimkilla November 27, 2003

the slims

another name for the aids

THE has the slims

by TEss August 18, 2003