Taking a shit is when you physically take your shit out a toilet and put it in a blender with some berries and vanilla extract (optional). Turn the blender on until it has all thoroughly mixed. Once thoroughly mixed, boil on an open flame for 10 minutes. Finally, put it in a glass and drink till your hearts content.
by Taking a shit June 21, 2023
by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh April 01, 2024
A housekeeper says, "Oh man! I had to clean up a real shit twister in the lobby bathroom of the hospital this afternoon."
by Smoochie Menendez April 12, 2025
Literally, slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway.
Why the fuck is my computer slower than a sack of shit moving down the runway!?
by DancingWolfs December 13, 2013
where your stomach just hurts for 15 minutes and suddenly you have to shit so badly
and when you go to shit it stings so badly
that you have to hold it back
but your stomach hurts
so you have to make the choice if you want to stay with the ever growing stomach pains
or the asshole burns
and when you go to shit it stings so badly
that you have to hold it back
but your stomach hurts
so you have to make the choice if you want to stay with the ever growing stomach pains
or the asshole burns
by Farmer_Joe January 12, 2021
by Cici butt lover September 25, 2015
Either the unfortunate events around the week of easter that wrecks your whole easter weekend. Or the actual event when your son shit in an easter egg and showed it to people at school while joyfully excalming HAPPY EASTER right before Easter Break that wrecked your easter spirit.
"Who shit in your easter egg""crappy" easter because your son Shit in an plastic easter egg. Definition can be used for many reasons around easter.
by Shella34 April 22, 2011