Make A Touchdown

To go take a poop

Be right back, I gotta go make a touchdown

by OilySaltine January 30, 2025

I'm gonna' touch you

This phrase is used in many ways and the meaning depends on the context, it could be approvation(1), decline(2), threat(3), or just having no other words to express yourself(4).

Its usually used close friends but its also frequent in between ppl who just met and seem to match vibes

(1)
Greta: yo we going out tmrw?
lydia: OMG I'M GONNA' TOUCH YOUUU

(2)
Max: Can we share the chips
Ava: I'm gonna' touch you
Max: awh

(3)
Via:whats wrong with you and Leo
Anne: Hes mad at me because I stole his bike
Leo: Anne I'm gonna' touch you
Via: You're done Anne

(4)
Caroline: So I was gonna go out with Josh, he is so hot
Nix: I'm gonna' touch you
Caroline: you are mean

by Corra_bro January 31, 2025

The Trump Touch

The Trump Touch: the pretty-much-polar-opposite of the Midas touch, in which everything one touches, turns to shit 💩 💩 💩
Not just locally, but for everyone, in all directions, like explosive diarrhea. 💩

Rory: Kenneth lay used the Trump Touch on Enron, before the Trump Touch was even a thing.
Mike: That's fucked up, man. Who hires these fools, anyway? Oh, rlght, no one.

'Elon Musk laid some serious Trump Touch on Twitter, that with a twist of Marijuana Logic.' "Yeah that company's f***** no matter what 'fancy' new name he tries to give it."

by J. Tschlottman March 19, 2026

Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my monster goes

this is when someone want to get freaky with you gay or not you better get ready.

"Bend over and touch your toes i'll show you where my MONSTER goes.."
"no?"
"too late."

by doihijvkbnjkbdjkBFJ February 26, 2025

don't touch my pizza

This is how it happened.

This is how TikTok went off the deep end.

was that "don't touch my pizza" song so bad it instantly made all tiktokers even more retarded than previously or something

by an extremely depressed bandu March 26, 2025

Don't Touch The Poop

Don't Touch The Poop is a term used amongst followers of Lolcows like Chris Chan, Cyraxx and Daniel Larson as a golden rule of sorts when it comes to their antics online. The act itself is referred to as "Poop Touching" and the people who often engage in Poop Touching are considered Weens

The phrase means to avoid interacting or any other kind of engagement with Lolcows as it usually doesn't result in the reaction you are looking for and more than likely it will also have some sort of negative consequence such as being doxed by more efficient trolls or by the Lolcow themselves.

Person 1: "Yo I'm gonna DM Cyraxx and tell him I'm a girl that thinks he's hot! Won't that be so funny?!"

Person 2: "Thats a stupid fucking idea dude. Don't touch the poop."

by kfc_manager__ May 15, 2025

Don't touch my pizza

The most cancerous and horrendous song/music video to ever exist that (to nobody's surprise) has received a shitload of dislikes. This abomination of a meme is so remarkably shit, it has spawned an entire internet subculture of cringe and mental retardation.

Dumbass retard: Don't touch my pizza, don't touch my jelly
Everyone: Do the world a favor and shut the fuck up will ya?!

by literal asshole May 25, 2025