On The Job Ninjury 

When you are at your place of employment and are assaulted by a hoarde of (or a) ninja(s) this is referred to as an On The Job Ninjury.

Doug: "Where's Fred today? I didn't see him in his newly bloodstained cubicle!"
Ernest: "That bastard was attacked by ninja's yesterday, hence the blood stains."
Doug: "being a victim of an On The Job Ninjury is awful. this has been a Public Service Announcement..."

On The Job Ninjury by Deadweight01 January 12, 2008

the jimmy reynolds 

one who kisses the ass of his sister's boyfriend and enjoys it

"i can't get a girl so i'm gonna pull a jimmy reynolds"

the jimmy reynolds by Eems March 28, 2003

the juicer

When doing a woman from behind, you pull out and shoot your load all over the ass and lower back. you then take a cup, and place it under the vagina, and press the ass cheeks together, squeezing all of the juices into the cup.

As a gentleman, you are obliged to offer the first cup to the woman.

Matt said he pulled a juicer on his girlfriend last night. He's single today.

When James explained the juicer, everyone was completely disgusted.

the juicer by PopeNick6 June 24, 2007

the joos 

Curvaceousnessnessness....

"The trick to getting the guys is two words, the joos" "whats the joos?" "All this curvaceousnessnessness "

the joos by Akrownimm March 15, 2017

The Jackie Chan 

When you jizz in your partners eyes causing them to go Asian. After completing this step you then karate Kick them in the face. Then Naruto run away.

Bill: you hear what happened to Becky’s face?
Jim: yeah she got the Jackie Chan

Bill: damn, that’s brutal

The Jackie Chan by Curt cocaine October 8, 2019

Nudge the Judge

To engage in vigorous sexual activity.

Sorry I'm late dude, I had to Nudge the Judge with my lady.

Nudge the Judge by Jonathan87 April 10, 2004

clam the johnny 

When a female partner has clammy or "sweat soaked hands" and gives you a hand job.

After Michel reached into Dan's pants, Dan looked Michel dead in the eye and said, "Yo, wash your hands first, I didn't think you were going to clam the johnny."

clam the johnny by Dan Jewell March 30, 2005