butt cheese

It is the small amount of feces that is pushed out your anus when you stand up. This small amount of feces is not detectable by toilet paper when you are wipeing while sitting. This type of phenomenon typically happens when your shit is pastey.

After eating Thai food Dave typically had butt cheese that would make is ass itch like a Mu Fu during the day.

by CaptnK May 25, 2006

cock cheese

An extremely pungent substance that gathers beneath the foreskin. Poor hygiene encourages growth. Men often find their own cock cheese nasty-nice.

"Sweetie, pregnancy has caused me the craziest cravings. In case we run out of parmasan and stilton, do you think you could cultivate me some cock cheese? Cup-cake, you're the greatest."

by Andy Pandy January 2, 2004

cut the cheese

1) To fart
2) To cut into a large piece of cheese

Billy-Bob cut the cheese.

by what's it 2 u July 29, 2005

Goose Cheese

The female version of duck butter.

Guy: We ain't having sex right now. I haven't showered once on this camping trip.
Girl: Don't worry about it, my goose cheese will even the score.

by captmurk June 22, 2015

maccaroni and cheese

A very yummy food.Often consists of noodles with cheese sauce all over them.

Maccaroni and Cheese is my second favorite food.

by Arrana April 16, 2005

Cheese-Dicking

The act of stealing any variation of cheese (or queso if you are of Hispanic descent) and masturbating wildly with this piece of stolen cheese. Please use caution, the masturbation process can leave your dick smelling of cheese. If you have a lactose intolerant girlfriend ( or boyfriend if you are of the homosexual descent), you should probably switch to something less agitating. i.e. stolen lettuce. or maybe even stolen ketchup.

A. Dude you will never guess what i just did right now.

B. what?

A. I just went Cheese-Dicking with a slice of stolen cheese!

B.Ahhhh shiitttt!

by TheGuyWhoGetsAround October 28, 2011

cottage cheese

Discharge from a woman's vagina during a yeast infection, resembling cottage cheese. This has nothing to do with cleanliness.

"She needs some Monistat to get rid of that cottage cheese."

by Kristina5979 April 28, 2008