Space Turtle 

A smart, hippy who is very weird & excentric, but Every one thinks they are awsome. Also a huge stoneer. Idolizes Ghandi, Jim Morrison, and George Harison.

Kid: "That is Blowing my mind"
random passer by: man that kid is such a Space Turtle.

Space Turtle by Space Turtle November 5, 2008

muddy turtle 

The act of wiping the shit off one's anus onto the bottom of their nut sack with toilet paper after defecating.

Michael had to take a bath after committing a muddy turtle.

muddy turtle by Broken Rubber April 26, 2014

angry turtle 

When you stick heavy shit in a freshman's backpack so he's late to class.

Teacher: Where the hell is Bob?
Alice: The cool seniors gave him the angry turtle again.

angry turtle by ShutterShadeGroove January 14, 2017

touching the turtle 

Female masturbation

Big Texas Hair is sitting in her cubical touching the turtle. I heard her moans and now I want to wash my ears out with bleach.

Your girlfriend looks really happy.
Yeah, we were in the other room, playing touch the turtle.

touching the turtle by happy_turtle July 8, 2010

TheOl' Turtle Top Slam 

A Sex Postion dating back to the Bible, Its has Many Names such as;
Serving the Cervix
Winding The Womb
Brutal Blow
The Ol'162
Fallopian Fatality.
DEFINITION:
When a Male is Inserting his Penis in to the Womans Vagina On first Entry To make the woman Wetter, he simply Lifts Her Legs up (Face Height) and Jumps. Slamming the Woman Down Either Head First on her her back, then if she hits hard enough, depending on penis size, it will rocket right up into her maybe causing womb damage.

(NOTE) This will only Work if you Penis Is Large Enough and Has an exceptional Girth.

Hey Jim, i Turtle top Slammed Your Nan last night, Her Minge is the Size of the Grand Canyon.

OI You Prick,I Gave your dead Mum a Fallopian Fatality.

Person one:Going out to meet my Girlfriend to Night!
Person Two:Ohh You going to Meet Third base.
Person one:You bet ill Give Her The Ol'162

I cant wait to give your Daughter TheOl' Turtle Top Slam she is Buff and Tight, Init.

TheOl' Turtle Top Slam by Peter Crotch November 18, 2006

Reverse Turtle 

The Reverse turtle is tucking the junk under the ball sack leaving only the head sticking out resembling a turtle in its shell. Also on The Waiting scale it is worth 3 kicks.

Oh man he got me with the reverse turtle and then kicked me 3 times!!

Reverse Turtle by Ruby Rey February 19, 2009

awkward turtle 

Hand gesture made with both hands, one on top of the other while rotating the thumbs, that resembles a turtle. Performed when an awkward moment occurs, or when recounting an awkward moment.

Rosie "When Will visited me here once they let him in my room, which was weird because they don't let boys in the boarding house. So I felt special, but then they came in and he had to leave. Turns out they thought he was my brother, not my boyfriend, so they let him in. Fail."

Morrigan "LOL!!"

Rosie "Biggest fail ever AND on way out girl who I know's mum came in and was like "OH ROSIE. IS THIS YOUR BROTHER? YOU LOOK SO MUCH ALIKE!". And awkward turtle was done"

awkward turtle by Velvet Letters September 14, 2010