Surprise angry sex

When u go to rape someone and instead they rape you

I went to rape her and instead she turned around and raped me so we had surprise angry sex

by Hydraticktock September 20, 2016

Guatemalan Surprise

When a Caucasian person held for ransom, and found covered in feces from an unknown species, typically feces of Mayan decent... in an attempt to assimilate them and strip them of their "gringo" ways.

We just experienced a Guatemalan surprise upon checking into the hotel

by Alellermo Brackreras December 22, 2007

mooshu surprise

to perform oral pleasure on a female corps, while another individual jumps upon the stomach. Whatever ghastly wasted that comes flying into the mouth of the individual performing oral sexy is the surprise.

sicko1: "plans for tonight?"
sicko2: "kinda in the mood for a mooshu surprise!"
sicko1: "sweet! i know just the grave site!"

by Tom O'foolery April 22, 2010

driscoll surprise

This is the real Driscoll there is no set definition for the driscoll surprise. You people are sick.

Driscoll surprise has no set definition its a mystery.

by The Real Driscoll February 25, 2005

Surprise Surprise

when your about to cum from a bj and you yell surpirse surprise and shoot her in the head and fuck the bullethole

I surprise surprise but i get blood on my cock

by fuckermanfuky May 24, 2008

Arabian Surprise

when a man cums on a girl

by Anonymous October 26, 2003

icky icky icky boom bow surprise

James' favorite thing to say.

icky icky icky boom bow surprise!!!!

by I LOVE CORONA!!! :D April 19, 2004