Squirellingtons

A group of girly girls.

That table of squirellingtons had too many espresso martinis.

by audash January 22, 2024

Squirteling

When you're having sex with a girl, then you put a large carboard box on your back like a turtle shell, drink some water and then you spray the water from your mouth into her face, while screaming "SQUIDDLE ME THIS!!", while nutting on her face at the same time.

"Yo bro, last night, me and my girl squirtled"
"Hey, I was right about to ask you if you were up for some squirteling"

by r/jawline August 15, 2024

squirdeling

Pissing on your infant child

Wife: what are you doing to our infant child?
Husband: im squirdeling on him
Wife: may I ask why
Husband: our infant child will evolve from a beta cuck to a sigma male

by aswdus December 14, 2024

Squirtel

The act of swallowing a girls cum and spitting it back at her

Misty: "Hey Brock want to try the squirtel?"

Brock: "Hell Yeah!"

by newboynukem January 24, 2025

Squirellin

When your ADHD Co-Worker is absent from the workspace and goes around and bullshits with others instead of doing work.

(Often referred with the term "Hey look Squirell.")

"Hey where's Ashley." Oh she's over there squirellin in Shawnas office.

by DEEZNUTZINMOUF February 24, 2025

Squarrel

A less heated argument involving two or more parties.

"They were always having squarrels"

by Loicki November 25, 2025

dumpster squirel

What female inmates call male inmates. Most likely because they're dirty and only trying to get a nut.

Oh god here comes another dumpster squirel!! Dont make eye contact.

by Alwayzsmilin627 May 8, 2018