Top Sponge

Noun: A rotted out piece of overpriced shit version of the iconic, 38' Cigarette Top Gun, that no man or women in their right mind would take ownership of. Typically owned by aging, fatass, balding men whilst sporting piece of fuck Konrad drives . Some hidden attributes include dead fish, sea weed, old smelly water, rotten wood, chicken wings, shitty beer cans, and broken random cabin pieces. A certain self praised, attention seeking ego must be obtained to own this gem. See also: Moistress.

Tim Pavlovic tried to find a decent boat for a change, instead he found "Top Sponge"

by FoffTim October 16, 2017

Lotion slinger

Trampas

Trampas u gay ass lotion slinger

by Krusty soks May 3, 2018

lotion slinger

Dude that beat his meat and sling lotion everywhere

Lotion slinger is yo sling lotion everywhere when ur beating ur meat

by Jesus Christ my lord and sav January 19, 2018

Bottle sponge

1. DRUGS

2. Eating and bottle bucking at the same time

Hey dude, I live for the bottle sponge!

by billyblown666 May 7, 2018

Gossip Sponge

People who love to absorb all the gossip and stuff people do, stir it up, and twist it into something it wasn't. They release all the negative drama they've made up.

Lunchie is a gossip sponge when she ruins other peoples relationships because she wants to be an attention whore who thinks has a bunch of friends.

by Manar Mutan January 26, 2019

Team sponge

A roblox group

Hey you should go join team sponge at https:/www.roblox.com/groups/4902266/Team-Sponge#!/about

by Despacit0 July 15, 2019

Klunge sponge

A tampon.

It was that time of the month, she needed to insert her klunge sponge.

by Zonal K September 13, 2019