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The New School

Hogwarts, but with eight houses.
It was The New School First Year Sorting.

An Asian girl in a sleek, black coat she made herself put on the hat and sat down. A moment's pause -

"PARSONS!" shouted the hat.

A boy lugging a huge cello and large stack of sheet music (containing his own compositions, of course) came next.

"MANNES!" shouted the hat again."
by UnionSquarez August 8, 2009
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Conserve School

Deep in the North Woods, surrounded by towing pine, there is a campus, sprinkled with lakes and wilderness beauty. A tranquil place for high school students to learn and grow with 60 other students who share their unique passion and love for life and the environment.
Conserve School changed my life, gave me the best friends I will ever know. It showed me how to live, but more importantly, how I want to live. This is the most amazing place, it is my home.
by The Chicago River Goddess November 19, 2014
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The New School

Where admissions officers scour the globe, round up the most radical/artistic/generally eccentric people they can find, and bring them to Greenwich Village to earn degrees.

Legendary for the disproportionately high number of famous writers, artists, and musicians it has produced.

For public safety, the university really should have a sign in front of it reading: "Abandon all hope, ye conservatives who enter here." It's just not right to deny people of a fair warning.
Kerry: *points upwards* Look! People rioting on a roof!
Bob: That's one of The New School's buildings.
Kerry: Oh...
by PlaywrightX December 13, 2009
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oathall school

Shittest school going, turning into a prison. Full of wet kids looking for fights 24/7. Looks like theres been a bombing in half the school, full of asslicks and foreign teachers that don't speak english."
'Oathall school is the worst school going, its so peak'
by Ray x x November 18, 2017
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online school

i have online school again ugh.
by jxcee June 9, 2020
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safe school

An Australian primary school which has dropped education and is now a daytime gender transitioning clinic for young children, where parents have no control.
Don't want to rush into your child's Gender Transition? Their school will do it anyway, with the help of Safe Schools. They don't need your consent.
by HbombBrisley March 27, 2019
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Online School

Online school is a form of child torture and is very unnecessary during times like these. The people who are associated with this horrible thing are the dumb asses who like to add 30 assignments and use the excuse "you have more time to do your assignments". This gives a lot of people depression, anxiety, and many more horrible things.
"Dude did you hear we're doing online school?"
" I don't care, I'm not doing the classes with that dumb ass teacher"
by spr0ut May 6, 2020
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