fill the mud bucket

a shit that fills up the toliet so much that it starts to pile up and out of the pipe

Whew, that was some good Mexican food.....Damn brb i gota go fill the mud bucket

by Todd Sherwood April 2, 2007

African Mud Whistle

When a nude man or woman stands up and begins to take a shit. Their partner grabs the turd before it hits the ground and begins "oral sex" on the turd.

Kimmy felt sick after giving jared an african mud whistle..

by Cherise Callahan November 16, 2006

mud on my turtle

CB lingo. A male trucker who wants to engage in anal intercourse with another male trucker.

Breaker, breaker. Any takers? Good ol' boy lookin' for some mud on my turtle. It's a big 10-4.

by 21st Century Soothsayer April 4, 2010

Mud slide for peace

Mud slide for peace is a global effort to extinguish bigotry, racism, and general ignorance. Using a mud slide constructed with thousands of male (and a few female exceptions) around all of the southern states in the U.S. The entire circle will fuck non-stop. People from the south fearing gay behavior (and their own latent sexual tendinces) will go no where near the boundry of gay men. Lube will be dropped from helicopters, at 100 yard markers. Every 100 yards there will be a man in all blue, wearing a becon on his head to show the helicopter's where to make the drop, and at what time. Eventually, as men die from unending gay sex, the line will move in. After about a month all southern people will be trapped, unable to move because of the gay sex. They will be starved out, or they will give into their own latent fears and join the circle. The iraq war will have no support, the republicans will have been destroyed, and no more blue collar comedy tour movies will be made. The future looks good, and brown.

Jerry: "Hey Herbert, you going to come with me and destroy all the southern people?"
Herbert: "You mean that mud slide for peace thing, with all that gay butt sex?"
Jerry: "Yeah, getting fucked in the ass for a month is still better then one minute of the blue collar comedy tour."
Herbert: "Hey your right! Sign me up!"

by ninjer January 19, 2007

Alabama Mud Machine

When one male inserts his penis into another male's anus. The receiving male then evacuates his rectum onto the penetrating male's penis.

Even though this caryies a Southern name this is actually a term from up North on the West and East Coast.

I sure would love to Alabama Mud Machine that guys cock.

by Friend of a Friend's Friend February 22, 2011

Belgian Mud Waffle

When one, can occur with diarrhea, fecal matters into a Belgian waffle maker. It is then heated until waffle-ized. It is then fed to the victim of choice. Enjoy.

Harry: Oh man, Tod. I can't wait to give Jim that Belgian Mud Waffle I made earlier. He is sooo going to pay for giving my cat a Beef Stew.

Tod: This is going to be epic.

by Rancid47 June 28, 2010

Mississippi Mud-Flapper

When a guy shits in a girls vagina then proceeds to eat her out.

Dude...she wanted to do a Mississippi Mud-Flapper last night and it went all over the wall

by LOVESTUMP June 11, 2018