dew floppy

male testicals,balls,or nuts

My dew floppys are very large.
My dew floppys itch.
the dew floppys are sore from bangin too much

by GAGT2 June 25, 2010

Lawtey Florida

Lawtey Florida is a small town located in North-East Florida along US-301. It is a recognized speed trap according to the American Auto Association (AAA). There is one public school in Lawtey, which is Lawtey Elementry School. There is one intersection in the town with a fully functional traffic light. The police dept, fire dept, and city hall are all housed in the same double-wide mobile home.

Lawtey Florida

by navygunner May 10, 2011

waka-flockery

anything completely idiotic, stupid, or moronic that people attempt to pass off as knowledgeable and/or intellectual.

that new budget plan the republicans came up with is complete WAKA-FLOCKERY

by jbizthamc May 12, 2011

flip-flop robbery

When someone unknowingly takes your size 8 black old navy flip-flop's & leaves you with their size 7 black old navy flip-flops.

bitch those are my flip-flops! flip-flop robbery!

they're both black how do you know?

i can FEEL them!!

by Laxtitutee September 4, 2011

Pink-Floyded

To feel or look stoned even though you've never done drugs.

Hmm, David sure seems pink-floyded. He just stares blankly into space and slurs his words all the time.

by Noir Quicksilver December 6, 2011

Possum Flop

Faking ones death or sleep to avoid having to sex with a person.

"My buddy picked up this hottie last night at the bar. But, I had to Possum Flop her fat friend at the end of the night so I wouldn't have to sleep with her".

by HENDO November 7, 2012

fling flong pants

Pants that allow the male genitalia to flop around freely in a fling flong like motion.

As Mr. Howell played floor hockey his penis flopped around aggressively in his fling flong pants.

by Mimi2680 December 31, 2013